1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:17,104 --> 00:00:18,540 k Yeah 4 00:00:20,977 --> 00:00:21,673 - Hey, y'all! 5 00:00:21,717 --> 00:00:23,240 It's me, Reverend Paid. 6 00:00:23,284 --> 00:00:25,851 You know, Kwanzaa's just around the corner and guess what? 7 00:00:25,895 --> 00:00:27,810 I'm about to drop my new CD. 8 00:00:27,853 --> 00:00:30,987 It's called, Hey Man, It's Me, Jesus. 9 00:00:31,031 --> 00:00:33,381 Let me kick you down a little something from my single. 10 00:00:33,424 --> 00:00:36,079 k Hey man it's me 11 00:00:36,471 --> 00:00:38,821 k Jes-us 12 00:00:39,082 --> 00:00:41,302 k Hey man it's me 13 00:00:41,824 --> 00:00:44,174 k Jes-us 14 00:00:44,522 --> 00:00:46,655 k Hey man it's me 15 00:00:47,134 --> 00:00:49,310 k Je-sus 16 00:00:49,745 --> 00:00:50,615 k Open up 17 00:00:51,007 --> 00:00:52,052 k Open up 18 00:00:52,095 --> 00:00:54,271 k And let me in k 19 00:01:01,844 --> 00:01:04,064 k Yeah yeah yeah 20 00:01:09,504 --> 00:01:10,940 k Hustle 21 00:01:13,116 --> 00:01:17,251 k I know everything's gonna be all right 22 00:01:19,035 --> 00:01:20,689 k Hustle hustle 23 00:01:21,559 --> 00:01:25,433 k From the sunrise through the late night 24 00:01:30,046 --> 00:01:31,787 k I gotta make it 25 00:01:38,446 --> 00:01:39,447 k Hustle 26 00:01:39,490 --> 00:01:41,405 k Hustle hustle 27 00:01:42,145 --> 00:01:46,280 k I know everything's gonna be all right 28 00:01:47,846 --> 00:01:50,153 k Hustle hustle 29 00:01:50,588 --> 00:01:53,852 k From the sunrise through the late night 30 00:01:53,896 --> 00:01:55,898 k Late night, yeah 31 00:01:58,901 --> 00:02:01,860 k I gotta make it out the hood 32 00:02:02,252 --> 00:02:05,125 k I gotta find a way out 33 00:02:06,300 --> 00:02:09,172 k Some say that I'm misunderstood 34 00:02:09,216 --> 00:02:10,217 k But 35 00:02:10,260 --> 00:02:13,263 k I gotta get mine somehow 36 00:02:13,655 --> 00:02:15,178 k I wanna live my life 37 00:02:15,222 --> 00:02:17,876 k Right on that cloud nine 38 00:02:18,877 --> 00:02:21,010 k I made up my mind 39 00:02:21,837 --> 00:02:26,102 k See it's my time to take what is mine 40 00:02:26,798 --> 00:02:28,278 k I want it all k 41 00:02:35,938 --> 00:02:38,027 - Seems like there ain't nobody here but the roaches. 42 00:02:39,028 --> 00:02:40,334 - Roach Stompers! 43 00:02:40,377 --> 00:02:41,726 - Good morning guys, you're here for the trash? 44 00:02:41,770 --> 00:02:42,858 - Trash? 45 00:02:42,901 --> 00:02:44,860 Man you better show her your wings. 46 00:02:46,905 --> 00:02:48,298 - We're from Roach Stompers. 47 00:02:48,342 --> 00:02:50,213 We're here to stomp out some roaches and some ants. 48 00:02:50,257 --> 00:02:51,823 - The ants, that was a one time problem. 49 00:02:51,867 --> 00:02:53,477 I will call right now, I will cancel the monthly service-- 50 00:02:53,521 --> 00:02:54,696 - Wait, wait, one second. 51 00:02:54,739 --> 00:02:56,785 We drove a long distance to get out here. 52 00:02:56,828 --> 00:02:58,003 - You better let her know something. 53 00:02:58,047 --> 00:03:00,005 - All right? And we gonna kill some bugs. 54 00:03:00,049 --> 00:03:00,919 - Tell her! Tell her! 55 00:03:00,963 --> 00:03:02,573 - Roaches, ants, - Tell her! 56 00:03:02,617 --> 00:03:06,708 - Caterpillars, wasps, horse flies, crabs, tapeworms-- 57 00:03:06,751 --> 00:03:08,231 - Shh! Please come in. Hurry up! 58 00:03:08,275 --> 00:03:09,319 - This stuff works. 59 00:03:09,363 --> 00:03:10,886 - Get it, get it, go on and get it. 60 00:03:11,191 --> 00:03:12,670 Get it, go on and get it. 61 00:03:15,369 --> 00:03:18,459 - Okay, upstairs to your right we've got all the bedrooms, 62 00:03:18,502 --> 00:03:20,417 to your left the formal dining room. 63 00:03:20,461 --> 00:03:21,723 Come here, come, come, come, come. 64 00:03:21,766 --> 00:03:23,768 And here, my living room. 65 00:03:27,381 --> 00:03:28,425 - Nice place. 66 00:03:28,469 --> 00:03:29,426 - Uh-huh. 67 00:03:29,470 --> 00:03:30,427 - You got a boyfriend? 68 00:03:30,471 --> 00:03:31,428 I'm just playing. - Excuse me? 69 00:03:31,472 --> 00:03:32,908 - Do you? Nah. I'm just playing. 70 00:03:32,951 --> 00:03:35,563 - Listen lady, you are in denial. 71 00:03:35,606 --> 00:03:37,608 See, all homes got bugs. 72 00:03:37,652 --> 00:03:39,262 - Yeah, it's always something different. 73 00:03:39,306 --> 00:03:41,090 Like right now, we're looking for the G-Roach. 74 00:03:41,133 --> 00:03:42,004 - G-Roach? What's that? 75 00:03:42,047 --> 00:03:43,440 - It's a roach that a real G. 76 00:03:43,484 --> 00:03:44,963 Like Tupac and 50. 77 00:03:45,007 --> 00:03:46,661 Yeah, you can shoot 'em with spray nine times 78 00:03:48,271 --> 00:03:49,664 and it just won't die. 79 00:03:49,707 --> 00:03:51,492 They can eat through anything. 80 00:03:54,756 --> 00:03:56,105 - You can smell it too? 81 00:03:56,148 --> 00:03:58,194 - Lady, it's not a game. We're professionals. 82 00:03:58,238 --> 00:04:00,109 Junior, stay in here. I'm going to check upstairs. 83 00:04:00,152 --> 00:04:01,415 - I got you, man. 84 00:04:01,458 --> 00:04:03,460 - Sir, straight ahead to your left, upstairs. 85 00:04:03,504 --> 00:04:04,505 You got 20 minutes. 86 00:04:04,548 --> 00:04:05,897 - Okay. 87 00:04:05,941 --> 00:04:07,072 - Yeah, 20 minutes. - And that goes for you too. 88 00:04:07,116 --> 00:04:08,030 - 20 minutes, in 20 minutes. 89 00:04:08,073 --> 00:04:09,249 20 minutes is all I need. 90 00:04:09,292 --> 00:04:10,728 In fact, that's more than enough time. 91 00:04:10,772 --> 00:04:11,729 - You got it. And wipe off that junk. 92 00:04:11,773 --> 00:04:13,731 - I know all about roaches, see. 93 00:04:23,045 --> 00:04:24,481 - Damn! 94 00:04:28,616 --> 00:04:30,095 Oh yeah. 95 00:04:30,705 --> 00:04:33,229 Mother-of-pearl gonna rock my world. 96 00:04:33,273 --> 00:04:34,839 - Stop that! 97 00:04:34,883 --> 00:04:36,798 - I wasn't going to do anything-- 98 00:04:36,841 --> 00:04:38,930 - I am talking to you! 99 00:04:39,366 --> 00:04:41,455 You! You! 100 00:04:41,498 --> 00:04:44,153 Have you been hanging out with Britney? 101 00:04:44,196 --> 00:04:47,983 Have you got pit bulls fighting in your backyard? 102 00:04:48,026 --> 00:04:51,508 Is your woman a woman gone buck wild? 103 00:04:51,552 --> 00:04:56,426 If so, you need to get Satan 104 00:04:56,470 --> 00:04:58,341 out yo life! 105 00:04:59,081 --> 00:05:00,561 The Lord is the answer. 106 00:05:00,604 --> 00:05:03,390 - No, my brother, this is the answer. 107 00:05:04,565 --> 00:05:05,609 Cute. 108 00:05:07,219 --> 00:05:09,961 - Join me, Rev. Paid, every Sunday at my House of Worship, 109 00:05:10,005 --> 00:05:11,528 five services start at 6 am. 110 00:05:13,269 --> 00:05:14,139 - That's roach dookie. 111 00:05:14,183 --> 00:05:14,923 - No, it's not. 112 00:05:14,966 --> 00:05:16,403 - That's roach dookie. 113 00:05:16,446 --> 00:05:18,405 - I'm telling you that is dust, okay. 114 00:05:19,406 --> 00:05:20,363 Yeah, that's it. 115 00:05:20,407 --> 00:05:21,233 - Freddy. 116 00:05:21,277 --> 00:05:22,060 - What, Junior? 117 00:05:22,104 --> 00:05:23,148 - Come on down here, man. 118 00:05:23,192 --> 00:05:24,149 I done found the mother lode, man. 119 00:05:24,628 --> 00:05:26,326 A whole big ol' pile of roach dookie. 120 00:05:26,369 --> 00:05:27,892 - You can fix it. 121 00:05:28,719 --> 00:05:29,459 - That's roach dookie. 122 00:05:29,503 --> 00:05:30,417 - No, it's not. 123 00:05:30,460 --> 00:05:31,896 - Ma'am, - Can you press on-- 124 00:05:31,940 --> 00:05:33,115 it's probably where they converged after a large meal. 125 00:05:33,158 --> 00:05:34,377 Look how much it is. 126 00:05:34,421 --> 00:05:35,422 That's roach dookie. 127 00:05:35,465 --> 00:05:36,379 - It's not. 128 00:05:36,423 --> 00:05:37,511 - You don't believe me, huh? 129 00:05:37,554 --> 00:05:38,816 - No, I don't. 130 00:05:41,645 --> 00:05:42,429 - What's that? 131 00:05:42,472 --> 00:05:43,343 - I don't know. It's dust. 132 00:05:43,386 --> 00:05:44,605 - Smell it. 133 00:05:44,953 --> 00:05:46,476 - You smell it! How dare you? 134 00:05:52,221 --> 00:05:54,397 - Fancy food, fancy wine, fancy talk, 135 00:05:54,919 --> 00:05:56,051 doo-doo on the floor. 136 00:06:03,450 --> 00:06:06,017 - You fancy this! Got that? 137 00:06:06,496 --> 00:06:08,063 Now you clean up and you get out! 138 00:06:08,106 --> 00:06:09,499 - Hey, Freddy, you get you ass down here! 139 00:06:09,543 --> 00:06:11,371 Get your ass down here right now! 140 00:06:11,675 --> 00:06:12,894 - Dammit, Junior! 141 00:06:39,050 --> 00:06:39,964 - God damn! 142 00:06:41,923 --> 00:06:44,055 Freddy, get your ass down here! 143 00:06:44,404 --> 00:06:45,535 Freddy! 144 00:06:46,449 --> 00:06:47,494 Mother lode. 145 00:06:53,238 --> 00:06:54,892 Freddy, get your ass down here! 146 00:06:55,937 --> 00:06:56,981 - Man, we got to go. 147 00:06:57,025 --> 00:06:57,808 A mouse almost bit my damn face off. 148 00:06:57,852 --> 00:06:58,635 We gotta go. 149 00:06:58,679 --> 00:07:00,071 - Look behind the couch. 150 00:07:00,463 --> 00:07:01,986 That's where all the roaches from Harlem 151 00:07:02,030 --> 00:07:04,119 done went on vacation, they behind this couch right now. 152 00:07:05,947 --> 00:07:06,948 - Damn! 153 00:07:06,991 --> 00:07:08,515 Man, it's like a roach racetrack! 154 00:07:08,558 --> 00:07:09,994 - Yeah, what's up now bitch? 155 00:07:10,038 --> 00:07:11,605 Huh? What's up, huh? 156 00:07:11,648 --> 00:07:12,736 Look at me, what I'm doing! 157 00:07:12,780 --> 00:07:14,390 This is Junior doing this to you. 158 00:07:14,434 --> 00:07:15,522 - Junior, 159 00:07:16,174 --> 00:07:17,393 don't look down. 160 00:07:20,875 --> 00:07:22,311 No, no, no, no, no, no! 161 00:07:22,354 --> 00:07:23,617 I'm gonna get, I'm gonna get it. 162 00:07:23,660 --> 00:07:25,445 I got it, I got it, I got! Come on, calm down. 163 00:07:26,533 --> 00:07:27,664 - Get out! 164 00:07:28,186 --> 00:07:29,449 - Come on, Junior, we gotta go, let's go. 165 00:07:29,492 --> 00:07:31,059 - Hey, hold, hold, hold on. What'd you do? 166 00:07:31,102 --> 00:07:32,147 - What? What do you mean, what'd I do? 167 00:07:32,190 --> 00:07:33,409 - What'd you do? I ain't do nothing. 168 00:07:33,453 --> 00:07:34,323 What you talking about? I ain't do nothing. 169 00:07:34,366 --> 00:07:35,455 - You done stole something, huh? 170 00:07:35,498 --> 00:07:36,543 - What you mean? I ain't steal nothing. 171 00:07:36,586 --> 00:07:37,326 What you talking about, I ain't steal nothing. 172 00:07:37,369 --> 00:07:38,632 You stole something. 173 00:07:38,675 --> 00:07:39,763 - I ain't steal nothing, what you talking about? 174 00:07:39,807 --> 00:07:40,982 - You know how I you stole something? 175 00:07:41,025 --> 00:07:42,374 Because I'm a kleptomaniac just like you. 176 00:07:42,418 --> 00:07:43,158 And just like you, I was at the meeting last night 177 00:07:43,201 --> 00:07:45,290 seeing you raise your hand up. 178 00:07:45,334 --> 00:07:47,118 "Yes, I'm Freddy the kleptomaniac, 179 00:07:47,162 --> 00:07:48,511 "and I'm ashamed of what I do." 180 00:07:48,555 --> 00:07:49,686 - Are you done, Martin Luther King? 181 00:07:49,730 --> 00:07:50,513 Are you done now? 182 00:07:50,557 --> 00:07:52,123 You got problems yourself. 183 00:07:52,167 --> 00:07:53,429 - I'm not going back to jail, because you in denial, okay? 184 00:07:54,952 --> 00:07:56,214 - I'm hurt, really hurt by it. 185 00:07:56,258 --> 00:07:59,174 - "My name is Freddy, I'm a kleptomaniac." 186 00:07:59,217 --> 00:08:01,219 - Stop projecting on me, fight your own demon. 187 00:08:01,263 --> 00:08:03,831 - From the rich white woman with the the big ass titties, 188 00:08:03,874 --> 00:08:04,745 tonight. 189 00:08:04,788 --> 00:08:06,007 - You know what your problem is? 190 00:08:06,050 --> 00:08:07,312 - Hey, I'm not going back to jail! 191 00:08:07,356 --> 00:08:08,357 - You need counseling, that's what you need. 192 00:08:08,400 --> 00:08:10,794 - My goddamn job ain't worth shit. 193 00:08:14,189 --> 00:08:15,669 So what you get anyway, was it Rolex? 194 00:08:15,712 --> 00:08:17,366 - A pearl necklace. - Pearl necklace? 195 00:08:17,409 --> 00:08:18,933 - Real pearl, you see how these shining? 196 00:08:18,976 --> 00:08:21,413 Look, when they catch the light, think a thousand dollars. 197 00:08:21,457 --> 00:08:23,851 k Don't let nobody tell you what you can't do 198 00:08:23,894 --> 00:08:25,635 k Shake it off, you move 199 00:08:25,679 --> 00:08:27,724 k Don't let it stop you 200 00:08:27,768 --> 00:08:29,639 k If you want it, go get it 201 00:08:29,683 --> 00:08:32,729 k Don't put limits on yourself k 202 00:08:38,605 --> 00:08:41,738 - Man, I hate this. Roach Stompers is ruining my life. 203 00:08:41,782 --> 00:08:44,045 Look at us, man. We look ridiculous. 204 00:08:44,088 --> 00:08:45,220 This is embarrassing. 205 00:08:45,263 --> 00:08:46,526 You got an antenna on your head, 206 00:08:46,569 --> 00:08:47,962 I got an antenna on my head. 207 00:08:48,005 --> 00:08:49,311 We 30 years old. 208 00:08:50,921 --> 00:08:52,314 Well actually, I'm 30, you're a little bit older than 30. 209 00:08:52,357 --> 00:08:54,534 I can see, because you got little lines on your eyes. 210 00:08:55,317 --> 00:08:56,710 You see how they did Raul? 211 00:08:56,753 --> 00:08:58,712 When he retired, what did they give him? 212 00:08:58,755 --> 00:09:01,018 A fake gold roach watch. 213 00:09:01,062 --> 00:09:03,151 What the hell is he gonna do with a fake gold roach watch? 214 00:09:04,544 --> 00:09:07,024 - Freddy, first of all, you need to stop tripping 215 00:09:07,068 --> 00:09:09,070 about the Roach Stompers thing. 216 00:09:09,113 --> 00:09:11,115 That's our job, it's an honest living. 217 00:09:11,159 --> 00:09:13,509 Because of Roach Stompers, we gone eat. 218 00:09:13,553 --> 00:09:16,251 And far as the fake gold roach watch is concerned, 219 00:09:16,817 --> 00:09:18,166 that watch was fly. 220 00:09:18,775 --> 00:09:20,255 - Are you serious? - That's right. 221 00:09:20,298 --> 00:09:23,737 - Roach Scout number 1! This is Ali Babba! 222 00:09:23,780 --> 00:09:26,914 Roach Scout number 1! Come in Roach Scout-- 223 00:09:28,176 --> 00:09:30,134 - Roaches live off men. 224 00:09:30,178 --> 00:09:33,050 But we live off roaches. 225 00:09:33,442 --> 00:09:36,053 - Right, I was tripping. I was tripping. 226 00:09:36,097 --> 00:09:37,533 I was about to quit just now. 227 00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:39,056 But you know what, you just reeled me back in, 228 00:09:39,100 --> 00:09:40,231 you brilliant, man. 229 00:09:40,275 --> 00:09:41,406 You deep. 230 00:09:41,450 --> 00:09:43,495 Get your ass out the truck, right now. 231 00:09:43,539 --> 00:09:46,237 - I know you hear me, Roach Scout number 1! 232 00:09:46,281 --> 00:09:48,762 Hey, dumb-dumbs, get your radio! 233 00:09:51,721 --> 00:09:52,853 - Man, you sure we ain't gonna get a ticket 234 00:09:52,896 --> 00:09:54,245 parked over here? 235 00:09:54,289 --> 00:09:55,638 - Man, stop tripping, we gonna be okay. 236 00:09:56,900 --> 00:09:58,641 - Indeed we are blessed. 237 00:09:58,685 --> 00:10:02,340 Now before we pick up in here correctly, today. 238 00:10:02,384 --> 00:10:04,125 I have a few announcements. 239 00:10:04,168 --> 00:10:06,823 I would like to thank Brother Jay for the gift. 240 00:10:07,432 --> 00:10:09,304 - Oh, damn. That's some mess. 241 00:10:09,347 --> 00:10:10,653 - Breath. That's his breath. 242 00:10:10,697 --> 00:10:12,220 Smell like he got bodies up in here. 243 00:10:12,263 --> 00:10:13,743 - I never noticed that before, man. 244 00:10:13,787 --> 00:10:15,310 - Biggie Charles! 245 00:10:16,920 --> 00:10:18,313 Hey, Biggie! 246 00:10:18,356 --> 00:10:20,794 - I hear, I hear, you fried chicken looking mothers. 247 00:10:20,837 --> 00:10:23,274 - Hey, Keebler. What you doing out your tree? 248 00:10:23,318 --> 00:10:25,712 - My man, Biggie Charles. Give me five. 249 00:10:25,755 --> 00:10:28,584 - You got the same lips as a German shepherd. 250 00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:30,107 - Well give me two and a half then. 251 00:10:30,151 --> 00:10:31,935 - I ain't giving you shit, darkness. 252 00:10:31,979 --> 00:10:34,416 - Well, you just gonna leave me hanging, now Biggie? 253 00:10:34,459 --> 00:10:36,374 We was just gonna bring your ass a happy meal. 254 00:10:36,418 --> 00:10:39,639 - Y'all finished with the jokes? Black and blacker. 255 00:10:40,378 --> 00:10:41,641 Where's my hooker at, you punks? 256 00:10:41,684 --> 00:10:43,120 - Oh the hookers! 257 00:10:43,164 --> 00:10:45,383 See, the hookers were all within a 500 mile radius. 258 00:10:45,427 --> 00:10:47,864 They heard about your breath and they ain't with it. 259 00:10:48,865 --> 00:10:51,215 - How about if I bust a cap in your ass, punk? 260 00:10:51,259 --> 00:10:52,913 Would you like that, huh? 261 00:10:52,956 --> 00:10:54,915 - Before you even get to your gun, 262 00:10:55,916 --> 00:10:57,787 I'll go bowling with your ass. 263 00:10:58,440 --> 00:10:59,136 - Calm down. - Let him go! 264 00:10:59,180 --> 00:11:00,485 Let him go, man! 265 00:11:01,269 --> 00:11:02,400 - Come on, man! 266 00:11:02,444 --> 00:11:03,706 - You ain't felt no pressure like this, 267 00:11:03,750 --> 00:11:05,229 not since the shot your ass out the cannon. 268 00:11:05,273 --> 00:11:06,361 - Bring it. - Calm down, calm down. 269 00:11:06,404 --> 00:11:07,797 Junior, go ahead, man. Go to the car. 270 00:11:07,841 --> 00:11:09,451 - Get on your knees, I'll whoop you so bad 271 00:11:09,494 --> 00:11:10,887 just like you stole something. 272 00:11:10,931 --> 00:11:12,715 - Soccer kick your ass across the street. 273 00:11:12,759 --> 00:11:14,456 - Do it, come on! 274 00:11:15,631 --> 00:11:17,894 - Sorry about that, man. He suffers from dark syndrome. 275 00:11:17,938 --> 00:11:19,722 You know black people always mad. 276 00:11:19,766 --> 00:11:21,376 - I don't like your boy there, you know. 277 00:11:21,419 --> 00:11:23,117 He's like a evil Eddie Murphy. 278 00:11:23,160 --> 00:11:24,771 What's wrong with him? 279 00:11:24,814 --> 00:11:25,859 - Check it out, though, we're just trying to make this money 280 00:11:25,902 --> 00:11:27,382 so we can live the American Dream. 281 00:11:27,425 --> 00:11:29,732 - There's the guy who gets the American Dream. 282 00:11:29,776 --> 00:11:32,779 - The devil ain't gonna call you and make a reservation! 283 00:11:32,822 --> 00:11:36,260 The devil ain't gonna send you no email! 284 00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:38,306 Send you a text! 285 00:11:38,741 --> 00:11:41,788 The devil ain't gonna knock on your front door! 286 00:11:41,831 --> 00:11:44,225 - Tax-free dollars going straight in his pocket. 287 00:11:44,268 --> 00:11:45,052 - Man, come on. 288 00:11:45,095 --> 00:11:48,664 - Walking! To your! House! 289 00:11:50,013 --> 00:11:51,711 Walking! To your house! 290 00:11:51,754 --> 00:11:54,148 - Everybody pays taxes, even that fool. 291 00:11:54,191 --> 00:11:56,106 - The devil slides in. 292 00:11:56,150 --> 00:11:58,239 - Man, how you be from the hood and not know 293 00:11:58,282 --> 00:11:59,849 that churches don't pay taxes? 294 00:11:59,893 --> 00:12:02,025 - Slide--Oh Lord, ooh. 295 00:12:02,069 --> 00:12:03,940 - You guys are more stupid than you look. 296 00:12:04,593 --> 00:12:06,073 - Aw, damn man, we're getting a ticket 297 00:12:06,116 --> 00:12:07,291 on the roach truck. 298 00:12:07,335 --> 00:12:09,206 I told you not to park there, man! 299 00:12:09,250 --> 00:12:11,861 - Cut the camera, they can't see all this. 300 00:12:12,253 --> 00:12:14,298 - Today, you're gonna have to dig deep, Yoda. 301 00:12:14,342 --> 00:12:15,778 - Yeah man, come on with it. 302 00:12:15,822 --> 00:12:16,648 - Sla-dow! 303 00:12:16,692 --> 00:12:18,433 - Oh Wow! Yeah. 304 00:12:18,476 --> 00:12:19,913 - You like that? 305 00:12:19,956 --> 00:12:22,698 - Where did you get this from some rich white woman? 306 00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:24,047 - Don't worry about where I got that from. 307 00:12:24,091 --> 00:12:25,440 Give me $300 for it. 308 00:12:25,483 --> 00:12:28,878 - Now that your friend is gone, are you bisexual? 309 00:12:29,139 --> 00:12:31,359 - Fuck all that, cut the goddamn camera. 310 00:12:34,492 --> 00:12:36,581 - Hey, that ain't even necessary. 311 00:12:36,973 --> 00:12:38,540 - All right, if you could read the sign says, 312 00:12:38,583 --> 00:12:42,718 "No parking, Monday through Friday, 8 to 6, 9 to 12, 2 to 4, 313 00:12:42,762 --> 00:12:45,025 "midnight to 4, Saturdays excluded." 314 00:12:45,068 --> 00:12:47,679 - Go on and put it on then, I'm just gonna tear it up. 315 00:12:48,463 --> 00:12:49,943 - You're gonna do what? 316 00:12:49,986 --> 00:12:51,248 - Tear it up. 317 00:12:55,122 --> 00:12:56,863 - Tear it up, then, with your bad ass. 318 00:12:58,081 --> 00:13:03,086 - Like I said, I'm gone tear it in itty-bitty, tiny pieces. 319 00:13:07,830 --> 00:13:09,049 - Oh snap. 320 00:13:09,092 --> 00:13:11,051 I know you didn't do throw that in my face! 321 00:13:11,834 --> 00:13:13,053 This ain't no plaything for me. 322 00:13:13,096 --> 00:13:14,271 - What's your number, ma? 323 00:13:14,706 --> 00:13:16,447 - Hey! What's going on here? 324 00:13:16,491 --> 00:13:18,667 - No problem, sandwich man. 325 00:13:19,102 --> 00:13:20,495 - This is my block. 326 00:13:20,538 --> 00:13:21,888 And we don't want your kind of trouble around here. 327 00:13:21,931 --> 00:13:23,585 So why don't you just take it to the hood, homey. 328 00:13:24,194 --> 00:13:26,022 Say, why don't you bite my bun? 329 00:13:28,546 --> 00:13:31,375 - Hey, you don't want no beef with me, okay? 330 00:13:31,419 --> 00:13:32,681 - I promise you, I get more chicks 331 00:13:32,724 --> 00:13:34,291 dressed like a burger than you do as a roach. 332 00:13:34,335 --> 00:13:35,597 - Hey! 333 00:13:35,640 --> 00:13:36,424 - You want me to poke you with your antenna? 334 00:13:37,120 --> 00:13:38,643 - You a veggie burger, bitch! 335 00:13:44,736 --> 00:13:46,129 - I wanna go now! 336 00:13:50,264 --> 00:13:51,787 - I need some backup. 337 00:13:52,396 --> 00:13:54,355 Hamburger and a bug, they're having a fight! 338 00:13:57,184 --> 00:13:58,620 - Get out of here, get out of here! 339 00:14:00,187 --> 00:14:01,666 - Hit me with that broom one more time, 340 00:14:01,710 --> 00:14:02,842 I'm gonna solve all your problems! 341 00:14:02,885 --> 00:14:04,495 - Fuck with me, then! Shut up! 342 00:14:06,497 --> 00:14:07,847 Man, get up! - Mayday, Mayday! 343 00:14:07,890 --> 00:14:09,152 - Get out of here! 344 00:14:09,892 --> 00:14:11,459 - We got robbed again. 345 00:14:11,502 --> 00:14:12,721 - Probably getting his little ass whooped right now 346 00:14:12,764 --> 00:14:14,679 by a hooker that's doing him for his pearls. 347 00:14:18,031 --> 00:14:19,641 - I already canceled my service! 348 00:14:19,684 --> 00:14:21,121 - Wax on, wax off. What's up? 349 00:14:21,164 --> 00:14:23,036 - Oh, no, no, no, no! No bug spray today. 350 00:14:23,079 --> 00:14:24,037 - Yes, yes, yes, yes. 351 00:14:26,430 --> 00:14:27,692 It's gonna take us ten minutes. 352 00:14:27,736 --> 00:14:28,432 We'll be out of here in ten minutes. 353 00:14:28,476 --> 00:14:29,564 - I cancelled service! 354 00:14:29,607 --> 00:14:30,695 - Ten minutes is all it's gonna take. 355 00:14:30,739 --> 00:14:31,783 I'll see you in a little bit, okay. 356 00:14:31,827 --> 00:14:32,959 - Please don't spray food! 357 00:14:33,002 --> 00:14:35,613 Last time you here, you broke my bottles. 358 00:14:35,657 --> 00:14:37,267 - Hey, nobody broke no bottles, man. 359 00:14:37,311 --> 00:14:38,486 We professionals, okay? 360 00:14:38,529 --> 00:14:42,098 - I hate Roach Stompers! Bad for business. 361 00:15:06,949 --> 00:15:08,777 - No more bug spray, please, please! 362 00:15:08,820 --> 00:15:11,475 You ruin my business. Leave my store. 363 00:15:18,656 --> 00:15:19,701 - Freddy. 364 00:15:23,661 --> 00:15:24,793 Freddy. 365 00:15:57,304 --> 00:15:59,697 - Roach, Roach Stompers, stop. 366 00:15:59,741 --> 00:16:01,047 Roach Stompers, stop. 367 00:16:06,661 --> 00:16:07,967 - Everything all right? 368 00:16:12,145 --> 00:16:14,147 I got some family in the Wu-Tang Clan. 369 00:16:14,756 --> 00:16:16,584 Wu-Tang! Wu-Tang! 370 00:16:19,848 --> 00:16:22,068 Wu-Tang Clan ain't nothin' to fuck with. 371 00:16:24,592 --> 00:16:25,854 I'll be out in the car. 372 00:16:25,897 --> 00:16:28,291 - Junior. 373 00:16:30,206 --> 00:16:31,555 - Y'all like the Four Tops, I'm gonna call y'all 374 00:16:31,599 --> 00:16:33,209 the Four Chops, y'all just need another member. 375 00:16:33,601 --> 00:16:34,645 Okay, don't even worry about it. 376 00:16:34,689 --> 00:16:36,256 Go ahead and sign this right here. 377 00:16:36,299 --> 00:16:37,779 Number One, number two, and number three, please. 378 00:16:37,822 --> 00:16:38,910 Just go ahead. 379 00:16:39,650 --> 00:16:40,869 You're not gonna sign it. 380 00:16:40,912 --> 00:16:41,739 We're gonna send the bill out to your house. 381 00:16:41,783 --> 00:16:43,002 Don't even worry about that, 382 00:16:43,045 --> 00:16:43,567 I'm just gonna go and head up out of here. 383 00:16:43,611 --> 00:16:44,220 - Roach Stomper. 384 00:16:44,873 --> 00:16:46,744 Give him the money. 385 00:17:28,438 --> 00:17:30,266 - It's about to jump off right now! 386 00:17:30,962 --> 00:17:32,312 - Would you like to buy some brownies, mister? 387 00:17:32,355 --> 00:17:34,314 - Do I smell like I got any money? 388 00:17:35,315 --> 00:17:38,840 - Eww, we're never gonna get enough money to go camping. 389 00:17:48,415 --> 00:17:51,461 k Faster, faster, I need to go faster 390 00:17:51,505 --> 00:17:55,030 k Faster and faster, I need to go faster 391 00:17:55,422 --> 00:17:57,424 k I gotta get away 392 00:18:01,036 --> 00:18:02,385 k I gotta get away 393 00:18:07,347 --> 00:18:09,000 k I gotta get away 394 00:18:10,350 --> 00:18:11,307 k I'm moving full speed 395 00:18:11,351 --> 00:18:13,135 k Y'all ain't gonna catch me 396 00:18:13,179 --> 00:18:16,356 k I gotta get away now, get away, yeah 397 00:18:16,399 --> 00:18:17,879 k They're chasing me 398 00:18:17,922 --> 00:18:19,794 k But they ain't gonna catch me 399 00:18:19,837 --> 00:18:22,971 k I gotta get away, get away, yeah 400 00:18:23,319 --> 00:18:25,800 k Come on k 401 00:18:49,258 --> 00:18:50,216 - Junior, stop the van! 402 00:18:54,263 --> 00:18:56,178 Yo Junior, stop the van, man! Come on! 403 00:18:56,222 --> 00:18:57,919 It was an accident, man. 404 00:18:57,962 --> 00:18:59,399 I'm your best friend, Junior. 405 00:18:59,442 --> 00:19:00,922 Junior, stop the van. They're gonna kill me, Junior. 406 00:19:00,965 --> 00:19:02,315 - It's best friends all over the place. 407 00:19:02,358 --> 00:19:03,664 - I've been your best friend since kindergarten. 408 00:19:03,707 --> 00:19:05,361 Junior, it wasn't my fault, Junior. 409 00:19:05,405 --> 00:19:06,536 - It's always your fault. 410 00:19:06,580 --> 00:19:07,624 - Junior, they're gonna kill me. 411 00:19:07,668 --> 00:19:09,496 - They're gonna kill you, not me. 412 00:19:09,539 --> 00:19:10,888 - Stop the van, they're gonna kill me, Junior. 413 00:19:10,932 --> 00:19:13,064 - All I gotta worry about is renting a tuxedo 414 00:19:13,108 --> 00:19:14,370 to wear to the funeral. 415 00:19:14,414 --> 00:19:15,502 - Junior, stop playing, Junior! 416 00:19:16,242 --> 00:19:18,200 - You got you a nice little workout. 417 00:19:18,244 --> 00:19:19,810 Get your ass in the truck, bitch. 418 00:19:19,854 --> 00:19:20,681 Where the money at? 419 00:19:20,724 --> 00:19:21,551 - I lost it. 420 00:19:22,509 --> 00:19:23,423 - No. - Go! 421 00:19:23,466 --> 00:19:24,946 - You lost the money? 422 00:19:24,989 --> 00:19:26,556 - It wasn't my fault, Junior. 423 00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:29,820 - You lost the money which means now we in all this trouble. 424 00:19:29,864 --> 00:19:32,649 - If I would've kept it though. But I didn't lose it. 425 00:19:32,693 --> 00:19:34,651 You'd been all on my jock, Junior. 426 00:19:34,695 --> 00:19:37,654 - Whenever I hang out with you, I end up in trouble. 427 00:19:38,264 --> 00:19:41,049 - Can't catch me. I'm the Gingerbread Man! 428 00:19:41,092 --> 00:19:42,398 - You're an asshole! 429 00:19:44,008 --> 00:19:45,184 - It's healing time. 430 00:19:48,709 --> 00:19:52,321 Man infected with devil sadness, evil racing in his head. 431 00:19:52,669 --> 00:19:53,540 Heal! 432 00:19:53,583 --> 00:19:54,976 - Yes, Lord. - God! 433 00:19:55,019 --> 00:19:57,370 - Thank you. Mm-hmm. 434 00:19:57,413 --> 00:19:58,632 - Hey, mama. 435 00:19:58,675 --> 00:20:00,416 - Don't "Hey, mama," me, boy. Where you been? 436 00:20:00,460 --> 00:20:01,374 - Working. 437 00:20:01,417 --> 00:20:02,723 - And where is your shoe? 438 00:20:02,766 --> 00:20:04,290 - They just put a new sole in-- 439 00:20:04,333 --> 00:20:06,596 - Freddy, I hope you ain't still selling them fake Jordans. 440 00:20:06,640 --> 00:20:08,424 - Ain't nobody sold no fake Jordans. We good, how you been? 441 00:20:08,468 --> 00:20:09,730 - Don't you get too comfortable, now. 442 00:20:09,773 --> 00:20:11,427 I need you go on back there and check on Zoey. 443 00:20:11,471 --> 00:20:13,168 She been waiting on you all day, alright? 444 00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:14,343 - You got your hair done, huh? 445 00:20:14,387 --> 00:20:15,475 - Get on out of here, now. 446 00:20:15,518 --> 00:20:16,780 - I like your robe, mama, it's nice. 447 00:20:16,824 --> 00:20:17,825 - Freddy, if you don't your ass out of here! 448 00:20:17,868 --> 00:20:19,043 - Anybody call me today? 449 00:20:19,087 --> 00:20:20,480 - No, ain't nobody call you. 450 00:20:20,523 --> 00:20:22,438 If you don't go, I'm coming to help you get there. 451 00:20:22,482 --> 00:20:23,483 Now. 452 00:20:23,831 --> 00:20:24,658 - That's one crazy rascal. 453 00:20:24,701 --> 00:20:25,485 - Yes, he is. 454 00:20:25,528 --> 00:20:26,268 - How you doing, mama? 455 00:20:26,312 --> 00:20:27,574 - I'm doing good. 456 00:20:27,617 --> 00:20:28,836 How you doing, Junior? Staying out of trouble? 457 00:20:28,879 --> 00:20:30,359 - You know that. 458 00:20:30,403 --> 00:20:32,405 - All right, now. You keep up with the good work, okay? 459 00:20:32,448 --> 00:20:34,798 Cute old smile of yours. 460 00:20:34,842 --> 00:20:36,496 Go on over there and sit down. 461 00:20:37,975 --> 00:20:39,673 - Out devil! Go on get up out of here. 462 00:20:39,716 --> 00:20:41,283 - Boy, if you don't get your foot off my table. 463 00:20:41,327 --> 00:20:43,633 - This broadcast to bring you a special report. 464 00:20:43,677 --> 00:20:46,245 Listen, bitch, just get my money. 465 00:20:48,508 --> 00:20:49,726 We're on? 466 00:20:49,770 --> 00:20:51,902 We interrupt the Reverend Paid Gospel Hour 467 00:20:51,946 --> 00:20:53,643 with a breaking story. 468 00:20:53,687 --> 00:20:56,342 Money rained over downtown streets today 469 00:20:56,385 --> 00:20:59,649 as lucky passers-by snatched thousands in cash. 470 00:20:59,693 --> 00:21:02,435 - I sure wished I've been downtown today. 471 00:21:02,783 --> 00:21:05,786 Sweetheart, why your lips so ashy? You all right? 472 00:21:05,829 --> 00:21:07,353 - Well you know, mama, I ain't been drinking 473 00:21:07,396 --> 00:21:08,571 a lot of water lately. 474 00:21:08,615 --> 00:21:09,964 - You know you should never let your lips 475 00:21:10,007 --> 00:21:12,401 get that ashy, honey, you can get sick like that. 476 00:21:12,445 --> 00:21:13,837 I'll get you some Vaseline for your lips. 477 00:21:13,881 --> 00:21:15,491 - Okay, mama. 478 00:21:15,535 --> 00:21:16,275 - All right, I'm gonna get it for you. I'll be back. 479 00:21:16,710 --> 00:21:18,189 - You got your nerve, 480 00:21:18,668 --> 00:21:20,366 talking about my lips. 481 00:21:21,062 --> 00:21:23,630 How about your two pound breakfast? 482 00:21:24,587 --> 00:21:25,719 - Junior if you don't get your foot 483 00:21:25,762 --> 00:21:26,807 off my damn table! 484 00:21:26,850 --> 00:21:30,332 - $5,000 in prayer. 485 00:21:32,334 --> 00:21:34,249 - Daddy, you get my piano yet? 486 00:21:34,815 --> 00:21:37,557 How am I supposed to be Alicia Keys if I can't practice? 487 00:21:38,035 --> 00:21:38,993 - You have a keyboard. 488 00:21:39,036 --> 00:21:40,299 - Look at it. 489 00:21:41,909 --> 00:21:42,431 - Do you ever see Stevie Wonder complain about his keyboard? 490 00:21:42,475 --> 00:21:44,041 - He's blind. 491 00:21:44,085 --> 00:21:45,739 - Okay, I'm working on it. I'm gonna make it happen, okay? 492 00:21:45,782 --> 00:21:47,349 Right now, you get some sleep, it's late. 493 00:21:47,393 --> 00:21:48,655 You got school tomorrow, okay? 494 00:21:48,698 --> 00:21:49,960 - Daddy, you bio-sexual? 495 00:21:50,004 --> 00:21:51,048 - Am I what? 496 00:21:51,092 --> 00:21:51,962 - Are you bio-sexual? 497 00:21:52,006 --> 00:21:53,616 - Do I look bisexual? 498 00:21:54,443 --> 00:21:55,401 - A little. 499 00:21:55,444 --> 00:21:56,445 - Who told you I'm bisexual? 500 00:21:56,489 --> 00:21:57,664 - Ms. Clara did. 501 00:21:57,707 --> 00:21:59,274 - Ms. Clara said I'm bisexual? - Mm-hmm. 502 00:21:59,318 --> 00:22:00,493 - I paid all that money to get them to teach you something, 503 00:22:00,536 --> 00:22:01,798 and she told you I'm bisexual. 504 00:22:01,842 --> 00:22:03,017 - Yep. 505 00:22:03,060 --> 00:22:04,018 - I'm not bisexual, I'm gonna kill her. 506 00:22:04,061 --> 00:22:05,193 - Am I? 507 00:22:05,236 --> 00:22:06,760 - You don't even know what bisexual is. 508 00:22:06,803 --> 00:22:08,196 - Then who is? 509 00:22:08,718 --> 00:22:10,154 - I'll tell you who's bisexual, 510 00:22:10,198 --> 00:22:11,939 your Uncle Junior's bisexual. 511 00:22:11,982 --> 00:22:15,377 - You need to get paid in prayer. 512 00:22:15,421 --> 00:22:18,467 - I knew there was something fishy about him. 513 00:22:18,511 --> 00:22:19,555 - There's a little bisexual boy waiting 514 00:22:19,599 --> 00:22:20,817 to just bust out of him. 515 00:22:20,861 --> 00:22:22,558 Just, "Ahh!" okay? 516 00:22:22,602 --> 00:22:24,125 But it's a secret between me and you, okay? 517 00:22:24,168 --> 00:22:25,387 Off the books, pinky promise. 518 00:22:25,431 --> 00:22:26,649 - Pinky promise. 519 00:22:26,693 --> 00:22:28,216 - Okay, give me some brown sugar. 520 00:22:29,826 --> 00:22:31,350 Okay, night Miles. 521 00:22:32,133 --> 00:22:33,961 - That's not Miles, this is Miles. 522 00:22:34,004 --> 00:22:35,179 This is Mist. 523 00:22:35,223 --> 00:22:37,225 Miles, Mist. 524 00:22:37,660 --> 00:22:40,010 - All right, you guys get some sleep. Night, night. 525 00:22:40,054 --> 00:22:40,924 - Goodnight, daddy. 526 00:22:40,968 --> 00:22:42,230 - Goodnight, baby. 527 00:22:50,107 --> 00:22:51,500 - You listen to me, nigga. 528 00:22:51,544 --> 00:22:54,198 I brought you in this world, I will take you out. 529 00:22:54,242 --> 00:22:55,591 Do you hear me, Freddy? 530 00:22:55,635 --> 00:22:57,027 You gotta do better than what you're doing, Freddy. 531 00:22:57,071 --> 00:22:57,941 - Mama, I'm trying-- 532 00:22:57,985 --> 00:22:58,812 - I taught you better than that. 533 00:22:58,855 --> 00:22:59,552 - I can't breathe. 534 00:22:59,595 --> 00:23:00,640 You lost in bingo again. 535 00:23:00,683 --> 00:23:01,815 - Boy, shut up. - Why you so angry? 536 00:23:01,858 --> 00:23:04,295 - Shut up and listen to me. 537 00:23:04,339 --> 00:23:06,297 You got a little girl in there that loves you 538 00:23:06,341 --> 00:23:07,908 very much, Freddy. 539 00:23:07,951 --> 00:23:09,605 And yes, she's my granddaughter, 540 00:23:09,649 --> 00:23:11,085 and I don't mind taking care of her. 541 00:23:11,128 --> 00:23:13,827 But Zoey is your responsibility, Freddy, not mine. 542 00:23:13,870 --> 00:23:14,741 - Mama, I'm try-- 543 00:23:14,784 --> 00:23:16,395 - You're a smart man, Freddy. 544 00:23:16,438 --> 00:23:19,441 I know that because I raised you that way, do you hear me? 545 00:23:19,485 --> 00:23:23,663 And now it's time for you to make a life for you and Zoey. 546 00:23:23,706 --> 00:23:25,752 Because I'm not gonna be around here forever, Freddy. 547 00:23:25,795 --> 00:23:26,883 - How can you talk like that-- 548 00:23:26,927 --> 00:23:28,711 - Stop and listen, I am serious, Freddy. 549 00:23:28,755 --> 00:23:29,886 Do you hear what I'm saying? 550 00:23:29,930 --> 00:23:30,539 - Okay. 551 00:23:30,583 --> 00:23:31,671 - I'm serious. 552 00:23:31,714 --> 00:23:32,585 - Mama, you ain't brushed this morning. 553 00:23:32,628 --> 00:23:33,368 - Boy, I will beat your behind. 554 00:23:33,412 --> 00:23:34,456 - Okay, okay. 555 00:23:34,500 --> 00:23:35,805 - I'm getting old, baby. 556 00:23:36,371 --> 00:23:39,983 Now listen, what you need to do is put God first, 557 00:23:40,027 --> 00:23:42,943 and then get your life together, do you hear me? 558 00:23:42,986 --> 00:23:44,597 - Okay. 559 00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:47,077 - Because I found some bikini drawers in your dresser, boy, 560 00:23:47,121 --> 00:23:48,470 with dookie stains all in them. 561 00:23:48,514 --> 00:23:50,559 Like you've been flossing your behind with them. 562 00:23:50,603 --> 00:23:52,779 You know what, you know men don't wear drawers like that 563 00:23:52,822 --> 00:23:54,476 and I'm not gonna be washing no drawers of yours 564 00:23:54,520 --> 00:23:56,130 that's got doo-doo stains in them. 565 00:23:56,173 --> 00:23:57,827 Because you got it all up in your ass. 566 00:23:58,480 --> 00:24:00,308 If you are into something and I find out about it, 567 00:24:00,351 --> 00:24:02,310 Freddy, you know I will hurt you. 568 00:24:02,353 --> 00:24:03,833 I will hurt you, because we don't do that kind of stuff 569 00:24:03,877 --> 00:24:04,573 in this house. 570 00:24:04,617 --> 00:24:05,705 - Okay, okay, okay. 571 00:24:05,748 --> 00:24:06,880 - Because I know I raised you right. 572 00:24:06,923 --> 00:24:08,055 - Okay. 573 00:24:08,098 --> 00:24:08,969 - All right? - All right, mama. 574 00:24:09,012 --> 00:24:09,796 - Now get on in there. 575 00:24:11,362 --> 00:24:12,886 - Freddy! 576 00:24:12,929 --> 00:24:14,540 - For these ladies, their cookie pushing days are through. 577 00:24:14,583 --> 00:24:16,106 What happened here? 578 00:24:16,150 --> 00:24:19,066 - A black man with a roach outfit bought all our cookies. 579 00:24:19,806 --> 00:24:21,416 - Can you tell me what happened here? 580 00:24:21,460 --> 00:24:23,505 - Well you see, it's like this, I think it was 581 00:24:23,549 --> 00:24:25,638 some kind of a bug man superhero. 582 00:24:25,681 --> 00:24:27,509 I've seen him at night on some of these high-rises-- 583 00:24:27,553 --> 00:24:28,641 Hey, let go of my money! 584 00:24:28,684 --> 00:24:30,033 - Sir, what is your name? 585 00:24:30,077 --> 00:24:31,295 - Key-Flo. 586 00:24:31,339 --> 00:24:32,471 - Okay, and you just caught a bunch of money 587 00:24:32,514 --> 00:24:33,559 out of the sky? 588 00:24:33,602 --> 00:24:34,995 - Looks like somebody had a good day. 589 00:24:35,517 --> 00:24:36,736 - Man, can you believe it? 590 00:24:37,345 --> 00:24:39,652 - A big ass roach just ran through here. 591 00:24:39,695 --> 00:24:41,915 - And then the money came flying out of the roach? 592 00:24:41,958 --> 00:24:42,785 - Hey. 593 00:24:43,873 --> 00:24:45,658 You think the cops know who we are? 594 00:24:46,093 --> 00:24:47,268 I'm serious, man. 595 00:24:47,311 --> 00:24:49,313 - I don't know, maybe it was a pimp god. 596 00:24:49,357 --> 00:24:51,185 - I don't know, man, this don't look good. 597 00:24:51,228 --> 00:24:52,534 - The roach somehow made it rain money. 598 00:24:52,578 --> 00:24:53,753 You don't think the pimp god's gonna want 599 00:24:53,796 --> 00:24:54,797 all of this money back? 600 00:24:54,841 --> 00:24:55,668 - Aww, he sho. 601 00:24:55,711 --> 00:24:57,104 - The Asians gonna get us. 602 00:24:57,147 --> 00:24:58,714 They gonna moo-goo gai pan us, Junior! 603 00:24:58,758 --> 00:25:00,020 - With your newfound fortune, 604 00:25:00,063 --> 00:25:01,238 are you gonna spend it, are you gonna keep it, 605 00:25:01,282 --> 00:25:02,849 are you gonna save it? 606 00:25:02,892 --> 00:25:04,807 - I'ma fold it like this and I'm gonna put it in my pocket. 607 00:25:04,851 --> 00:25:06,417 - Blessings from the pimp god. 608 00:25:06,461 --> 00:25:09,159 Police remain tight-lipped about today's alleged heist, 609 00:25:09,203 --> 00:25:11,248 but they are telling the public to be on the look out 610 00:25:11,292 --> 00:25:12,598 for this man. 611 00:25:13,294 --> 00:25:14,164 - Who the hell is that? 612 00:25:14,208 --> 00:25:14,948 - It ain't you. 613 00:25:16,166 --> 00:25:17,559 We ain't got nothing to worry about. 614 00:25:17,603 --> 00:25:18,604 Trust me, we have nothing to worry about. 615 00:25:18,647 --> 00:25:19,909 - Our uniforms, they gotta go. 616 00:25:19,953 --> 00:25:21,432 And don't sell me out, man. 617 00:25:21,476 --> 00:25:23,260 - Relax, man. You know you ain't got a head like that. 618 00:25:24,827 --> 00:25:28,178 - You need to get paid in prayer. 619 00:25:30,050 --> 00:25:32,618 I'm talking to you, Mr. Man. 620 00:25:33,053 --> 00:25:35,229 Is the devil your agent? 621 00:25:35,272 --> 00:25:37,710 Is Satan your manager? 622 00:25:38,232 --> 00:25:40,190 Is Beelzebub your lawyer? 623 00:25:40,626 --> 00:25:42,366 I'm talking to you! 624 00:25:56,990 --> 00:25:58,165 - Hello? 625 00:25:58,905 --> 00:26:00,167 Roach Stompers. 626 00:26:04,040 --> 00:26:04,911 The address is right here. 627 00:26:04,954 --> 00:26:06,477 Is this the right place or what? 628 00:26:07,304 --> 00:26:08,654 Hello mother-- 629 00:26:08,697 --> 00:26:09,698 - Hey Junior! You can't say that in a church, man. 630 00:26:09,742 --> 00:26:10,830 What's wrong with you? 631 00:26:10,873 --> 00:26:12,048 - Ain't nobody coming out. 632 00:26:14,007 --> 00:26:15,095 Hello? 633 00:26:17,445 --> 00:26:18,577 Hello? 634 00:26:23,669 --> 00:26:24,974 Hello? 635 00:26:30,719 --> 00:26:32,155 - Man, what's the hell wrong with you? 636 00:26:32,634 --> 00:26:36,682 - Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't hear you. 637 00:26:37,073 --> 00:26:41,861 You must be the men they sent as replacements. 638 00:26:41,904 --> 00:26:44,385 Oh, praise the Lord. 639 00:26:44,646 --> 00:26:46,213 - We Roach Stompers, exterminators. 640 00:26:46,256 --> 00:26:47,214 We kill bugs. 641 00:26:48,868 --> 00:26:50,130 - Let's see. 642 00:26:50,957 --> 00:26:53,655 Oh, I'm sorry. 643 00:26:54,264 --> 00:26:57,877 Oh yeah, look at the little and the 644 00:26:57,920 --> 00:26:58,965 - What you laughing at? 645 00:26:59,008 --> 00:27:01,228 - They're getting cute these days. 646 00:27:01,271 --> 00:27:03,273 We got a huge bug problem here. 647 00:27:03,317 --> 00:27:05,536 We got roaches crawling all through the aisle, 648 00:27:05,580 --> 00:27:07,582 they're crawling up on the pulpit, 649 00:27:07,626 --> 00:27:09,149 trying to sing with the choir. 650 00:27:09,192 --> 00:27:12,152 Even jumping into the baptismal like it's a swimming pool 651 00:27:12,195 --> 00:27:13,327 at Holiday Inn. 652 00:27:13,370 --> 00:27:14,633 Scratching, scratching. 653 00:27:14,676 --> 00:27:17,157 How long will it take you to get rid of them? 654 00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:19,028 - We'll be out of here in half an hour, 30 minutes tops. 655 00:27:19,072 --> 00:27:19,942 - Tops. 656 00:27:20,508 --> 00:27:21,814 You get some cough syrup, okay? 657 00:27:21,857 --> 00:27:24,381 - Thank you, son. 658 00:27:24,730 --> 00:27:26,079 - I'ma start working over here. 659 00:27:26,122 --> 00:27:26,949 - You sure you don't want to work at the podium? 660 00:27:26,993 --> 00:27:28,211 Where all the good ones are. 661 00:27:28,255 --> 00:27:29,691 - You handle the podium, I got it over here. 662 00:27:29,735 --> 00:27:30,605 I got this on lock. 663 00:27:30,649 --> 00:27:31,737 - All right. 664 00:27:31,780 --> 00:27:33,303 - Never in my wildest dreams 665 00:27:33,347 --> 00:27:35,871 did I think I would find a church infested with roaches. 666 00:27:36,959 --> 00:27:39,005 - Well you know, they got the holy ghost, 667 00:27:39,048 --> 00:27:40,789 they got the holy roach. 668 00:27:43,792 --> 00:27:45,751 Man, you see this robe, man? Look at this, man. 669 00:27:46,490 --> 00:27:48,492 It's nice, I wonder if those are real sequins. 670 00:27:49,711 --> 00:27:50,712 Try this thing on. 671 00:27:50,756 --> 00:27:52,845 Never had on real sequins before. 672 00:27:53,497 --> 00:27:54,542 - There's roaches all over, we're gonna have to 673 00:27:54,585 --> 00:27:55,891 really get thorough over here, man. 674 00:27:55,935 --> 00:27:57,110 - Go on and get thorough with it. 675 00:27:57,153 --> 00:27:58,372 Show me what you got. 676 00:27:59,547 --> 00:28:00,679 Show me what you got. 677 00:28:02,768 --> 00:28:04,030 Look at this. 678 00:28:04,073 --> 00:28:05,161 - Freddy, take the man robe off, man. 679 00:28:05,205 --> 00:28:06,467 - He ain't gonna catch me with this on. 680 00:28:06,510 --> 00:28:07,076 Look at this, boy, I'm looking good in this. 681 00:28:08,774 --> 00:28:11,124 k Joyful, joyful, Lord is joyful-- k 682 00:28:11,167 --> 00:28:12,342 - Freddy. 683 00:28:13,561 --> 00:28:14,562 You gotta help me with this drum. 684 00:28:14,605 --> 00:28:15,694 Help me with this drum, man. 685 00:28:15,737 --> 00:28:17,347 - It look good on me, man. Look at this. 686 00:28:17,826 --> 00:28:20,263 Sequin man. 687 00:28:21,787 --> 00:28:22,831 - Back. 688 00:28:24,659 --> 00:28:26,052 - Man, again? - Yeah. 689 00:28:26,443 --> 00:28:27,749 - Why your back always doing that? 690 00:28:27,793 --> 00:28:29,316 - Too much karaoke last night. 691 00:28:29,359 --> 00:28:30,752 - Okay, don't move, stay there. 692 00:28:30,796 --> 00:28:32,580 I'ma get your hat first, okay? 693 00:28:33,102 --> 00:28:34,538 - Get the roach, get the roach pack off. 694 00:28:34,582 --> 00:28:36,062 - I got you, stop moving. 695 00:28:36,105 --> 00:28:37,759 All right, don't move. I got you. 696 00:28:38,934 --> 00:28:40,066 All right, this how you was in jail? 697 00:28:40,109 --> 00:28:41,371 Give me that soap, boy! 698 00:28:41,415 --> 00:28:43,547 - Hey look, man, this ain't time for no jokes. 699 00:28:44,070 --> 00:28:47,508 - Thelma now, come on. Put some pep in your step. 700 00:28:48,074 --> 00:28:49,597 Getting old. 701 00:28:49,640 --> 00:28:51,555 - What you talking about, my clothes don't even get old. 702 00:28:51,599 --> 00:28:53,340 - Wait a minute, who is that? 703 00:28:58,780 --> 00:29:00,695 - It looks like a healing to me. 704 00:29:00,739 --> 00:29:02,828 - Those must be the replacement ministers. 705 00:29:02,871 --> 00:29:03,785 - They are! 706 00:29:10,052 --> 00:29:11,010 - Wonderful! 707 00:29:14,143 --> 00:29:18,582 - Oh my heavens, brother. That's something to behold. 708 00:29:18,626 --> 00:29:21,890 A real healing right here in our church! 709 00:29:21,934 --> 00:29:23,979 Praise the Lord! It's a miracle. 710 00:29:24,023 --> 00:29:25,633 - Praise be to God! 711 00:29:26,112 --> 00:29:27,374 - I'm Freddy, this is Junior. 712 00:29:27,417 --> 00:29:29,550 - Oh yes, we know the replacement ministers! 713 00:29:29,593 --> 00:29:33,815 - We're a small congregation, but we're full of the spirit. 714 00:29:33,859 --> 00:29:34,860 - Oh yes! 715 00:29:36,122 --> 00:29:38,907 - That's Thelma, I'm Louise, she's Evelyn, 716 00:29:38,951 --> 00:29:41,257 and that's Delores, be careful of that one. 717 00:29:41,301 --> 00:29:44,695 - Oh she's just jealous, sugar. I'm harmless. 718 00:29:45,174 --> 00:29:47,611 Most of the time. 719 00:29:47,916 --> 00:29:50,310 - This isn't a proper welcoming, pastor. 720 00:29:50,353 --> 00:29:51,398 We'll be back. 721 00:29:51,441 --> 00:29:52,573 - Yes, yes, we'll be back. 722 00:29:52,616 --> 00:29:53,922 - I'm not a pastor-- 723 00:29:54,401 --> 00:29:56,359 - I'm a Scorpio with a Gemini rising. 724 00:29:56,403 --> 00:29:57,273 - Oh Evelyn! 725 00:29:57,317 --> 00:29:58,274 - I've got a bad back. 726 00:29:58,318 --> 00:29:59,798 - I've got good hands. 727 00:30:00,276 --> 00:30:01,234 - You see that? They was trippin'. 728 00:30:01,277 --> 00:30:02,626 What's wrong with them? 729 00:30:03,236 --> 00:30:05,847 - I forgot--Eh, what are you doing? 730 00:30:05,891 --> 00:30:06,674 - No, no, I was-- 731 00:30:06,717 --> 00:30:08,763 - Get that robe off, now! 732 00:30:08,807 --> 00:30:09,677 - I was just cleaning it. 733 00:30:09,720 --> 00:30:11,287 - That robe got the power! 734 00:30:11,331 --> 00:30:12,201 - I told you, Freddy! 735 00:30:12,245 --> 00:30:13,768 - Take it off! 736 00:30:13,812 --> 00:30:17,032 How dare you come into the house of the Lord and mock him? 737 00:30:20,427 --> 00:30:21,254 - Take it easy, man. 738 00:30:21,297 --> 00:30:22,516 - Easy? 739 00:30:23,778 --> 00:30:25,388 - No, no, no, no. 740 00:30:25,780 --> 00:30:27,129 No, no. 741 00:30:27,173 --> 00:30:31,830 No! No, no, no. No, no, no, no, I'm on probation! 742 00:30:33,483 --> 00:30:34,397 Freddy, do something! 743 00:30:34,441 --> 00:30:35,616 Give him mouth to mouth. 744 00:30:35,659 --> 00:30:36,747 - Okay. 745 00:30:39,925 --> 00:30:40,882 - Do something quick! 746 00:30:40,926 --> 00:30:41,840 Freddy, do something! 747 00:30:41,883 --> 00:30:42,928 - What's going on here? 748 00:30:42,971 --> 00:30:44,103 What did you do the the Pastor? 749 00:30:44,146 --> 00:30:45,234 - Call 911! 750 00:30:45,278 --> 00:30:46,801 Oh man, this is bad. 751 00:30:46,845 --> 00:30:48,237 - You give him the mouth to mouth, 752 00:30:48,281 --> 00:30:49,412 it look like he been eating Miracle Whip sandwiches, 753 00:30:49,456 --> 00:30:51,066 like he got a mouth full of mayonnaise. 754 00:30:51,110 --> 00:30:52,546 You was in jail, you do it. 755 00:30:52,589 --> 00:30:54,635 - Man, he done went to the waffle house in the sky. 756 00:30:55,027 --> 00:30:56,158 We in trouble, Freddy! 757 00:30:58,030 --> 00:30:59,335 Give him mouth to mouth. 758 00:31:02,730 --> 00:31:04,036 - It ain't working! 759 00:31:04,471 --> 00:31:05,951 - You played yourself, Freddy. 760 00:31:06,429 --> 00:31:08,605 Don't you ever ask me for no more sip of my soda. 761 00:31:09,693 --> 00:31:11,434 - On three. 1, 2, 3. 762 00:31:12,827 --> 00:31:14,307 This guy is heavy as shit. 763 00:31:17,527 --> 00:31:19,094 Hey, what'd you guys do to him anyway? 764 00:31:19,138 --> 00:31:21,749 - Nothing, he started coughing and then it was just like-- 765 00:31:22,663 --> 00:31:24,752 - Are you even certified to do CPR? 766 00:31:25,753 --> 00:31:26,928 I just hope they didn't crack his sternum. 767 00:31:26,972 --> 00:31:27,668 - Yeah. 768 00:31:27,711 --> 00:31:28,538 - Crack his sternum? 769 00:31:28,582 --> 00:31:30,149 - Yeah, his chest bone. 770 00:31:30,192 --> 00:31:32,194 - Hey we gotta roll anyway, it's not like he's dead, right? 771 00:31:32,238 --> 00:31:34,196 - Big Mac will bring him back. 772 00:31:34,980 --> 00:31:37,330 - I don't believe we've officially met. 773 00:31:37,373 --> 00:31:39,245 Brother Efrom, Associate Pastor here. 774 00:31:39,288 --> 00:31:40,550 - Associate? 775 00:31:40,594 --> 00:31:42,378 - Yeah, you know, when Pastor Hacker retires, 776 00:31:42,422 --> 00:31:43,814 I'm next in line. 777 00:31:43,858 --> 00:31:45,120 I'm the brother that's gonna take over this church. 778 00:31:45,164 --> 00:31:47,296 - So why did they call for replacement ministers? 779 00:31:47,340 --> 00:31:48,645 - Well you know, sometimes the church can be 780 00:31:48,689 --> 00:31:50,125 a complicated place. 781 00:31:50,169 --> 00:31:51,387 You brothers just getting into town? 782 00:31:51,431 --> 00:31:52,171 - Yeah. 783 00:31:52,214 --> 00:31:53,389 - Nah. 784 00:31:53,433 --> 00:31:54,608 - Must've been a long trip from New York. 785 00:31:54,651 --> 00:31:56,218 - New York? We ain't come from New York. 786 00:31:56,262 --> 00:31:57,916 - I'm just messing with you. 787 00:31:57,959 --> 00:32:00,048 Look, we'll figure all this out tomorrow, okay? 788 00:32:00,092 --> 00:32:01,006 - Can I have a word with you? 789 00:32:01,049 --> 00:32:02,311 - Come on. 790 00:32:21,243 --> 00:32:24,638 k Hey baby, I've been thinking 791 00:32:25,030 --> 00:32:29,599 k You should come over for the weekend 792 00:32:30,644 --> 00:32:34,909 k 'Cause I've been fiending for computer love k 793 00:32:36,084 --> 00:32:37,433 - They say if he's gonna be all right? 794 00:32:37,477 --> 00:32:38,739 Is he gonna be all right? 795 00:32:38,782 --> 00:32:39,827 - He's in some kind of a coma or something. 796 00:32:39,870 --> 00:32:40,784 - Coma? 797 00:32:42,438 --> 00:32:44,788 - It's no wonder, all these troubles and all this infighting 798 00:32:44,832 --> 00:32:46,225 and the bills. 799 00:32:46,268 --> 00:32:47,574 - What really happened? 800 00:32:47,617 --> 00:32:48,879 What did you guys do to him? 801 00:32:48,923 --> 00:32:52,622 - Nikki, these young men are ministers of God. 802 00:32:52,666 --> 00:32:56,713 Besides, the paramedic said he's saved his life. 803 00:32:56,757 --> 00:32:58,802 - Ministers of God, huh? 804 00:33:00,500 --> 00:33:01,718 - Can I have a word with you? 805 00:33:01,762 --> 00:33:03,068 You boys new around here? 806 00:33:03,851 --> 00:33:04,678 - Yeah. 807 00:33:04,721 --> 00:33:06,375 Just got to town today. 808 00:33:06,419 --> 00:33:08,247 - Have I seen you guys before? 809 00:33:08,290 --> 00:33:09,596 - You never seen me nowhere. 810 00:33:09,639 --> 00:33:12,120 - They are replacement ministers. 811 00:33:12,164 --> 00:33:13,643 - That's right. 812 00:33:13,687 --> 00:33:16,168 - I heard you two ministers saved Rev. Hacker's life. 813 00:33:16,211 --> 00:33:17,865 - He's still got his DNA in his mouth right now. 814 00:33:17,908 --> 00:33:19,127 Gave him mouth to mouth. 815 00:33:19,171 --> 00:33:20,781 - All right, welcome to the neighborhood. 816 00:33:20,824 --> 00:33:24,437 - Inspire us, pastor! We know you will! 817 00:33:24,480 --> 00:33:26,395 Praise us Jesus! Ooh! 818 00:33:26,439 --> 00:33:28,832 - Okay Thelma, now you did it. Now get on. 819 00:33:28,876 --> 00:33:30,225 Bye, Pastor. 820 00:33:31,357 --> 00:33:32,793 - I'll be talking to you later. 821 00:33:35,709 --> 00:33:36,797 - Call me. 822 00:33:37,363 --> 00:33:39,234 You see her, man? You see that? 823 00:33:39,887 --> 00:33:41,628 - I just got one question. 824 00:33:42,107 --> 00:33:45,066 When your lips first pressed with another man's lips, 825 00:33:45,110 --> 00:33:46,154 how did it feel? 826 00:33:46,589 --> 00:33:48,852 - Man, I don't wanna talk about it. 827 00:33:49,418 --> 00:33:50,550 Where's the van at? 828 00:33:50,593 --> 00:33:51,681 - The van was right here. 829 00:33:51,725 --> 00:33:53,118 - Man, how you lose the van? 830 00:33:53,161 --> 00:33:54,684 - I ain't lose the van. 831 00:33:54,728 --> 00:33:55,816 If the van was right here, somebody must've stole it, man. 832 00:33:55,859 --> 00:33:57,470 It was right here. 833 00:33:57,513 --> 00:33:58,906 - It was probably that ticket lady you got in trouble with, 834 00:33:58,949 --> 00:33:59,820 that's who was it. 835 00:33:59,863 --> 00:34:00,560 - The ticket lady liked me, man. 836 00:34:00,603 --> 00:34:01,300 - That's how-- 837 00:34:01,343 --> 00:34:02,344 Eh man, that's our van! 838 00:34:05,478 --> 00:34:08,481 - You guys spit my lemon face! Fat nose and dumb-dumb! 839 00:34:08,524 --> 00:34:10,135 Guess what? You're fired. 840 00:34:10,178 --> 00:34:11,527 - Why? 841 00:34:11,571 --> 00:34:13,094 - No more do you work for Roach Stompers, no more! 842 00:34:13,138 --> 00:34:15,749 - Ali Babba, we worked hard for you for three years, man. 843 00:34:15,792 --> 00:34:18,404 - You no work hard for Ali Babba! You sit on your ass! 844 00:34:18,447 --> 00:34:20,884 You make up story, you lie, you break thing! 845 00:34:20,928 --> 00:34:22,277 You're idiots! Imbecile! 846 00:34:22,321 --> 00:34:23,800 - Man, they be lying about that, man, they lying. 847 00:34:23,844 --> 00:34:24,975 You didn't leave the office, how you know? 848 00:34:26,281 --> 00:34:27,456 - Ali Babba from Backtacklackbaba see everything! 849 00:34:27,500 --> 00:34:29,415 - Fuck you, Ali Babba! 850 00:34:29,458 --> 00:34:30,503 - Fuck me, Ali Babba? 851 00:34:30,546 --> 00:34:31,895 - Fuck you, why don't you go eat you 852 00:34:31,939 --> 00:34:34,202 a nice, big camel shit sandwich. 853 00:34:34,246 --> 00:34:35,073 - With sand. 854 00:34:35,116 --> 00:34:36,378 - Yeah, with mayo. 855 00:34:36,422 --> 00:34:37,640 A camel shit sandwich. 856 00:34:37,684 --> 00:34:39,512 - You say these mean things to me? 857 00:34:39,903 --> 00:34:40,991 You say this? 858 00:34:45,300 --> 00:34:47,650 How could you do this to me? 859 00:34:47,694 --> 00:34:50,392 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Come, give me hug. 860 00:34:50,436 --> 00:34:51,611 - Go give him a hug. 861 00:34:51,654 --> 00:34:53,134 - You give him a hug. 862 00:34:53,178 --> 00:34:54,483 - Job back, I'm sorry. 863 00:34:54,527 --> 00:34:55,789 - Man, don't be like that, man. 864 00:34:55,832 --> 00:34:58,487 - Come on, it's okay, we family, we family. 865 00:34:58,531 --> 00:35:00,402 Brother, come, come. 866 00:35:14,460 --> 00:35:15,722 - Oh shit! 867 00:35:24,426 --> 00:35:25,862 - I'm telling you right now, we're gonna be here 868 00:35:25,906 --> 00:35:27,255 in five minutes, okay? 869 00:35:27,299 --> 00:35:29,649 I got places to go, people to see, things to do. 870 00:35:29,692 --> 00:35:30,867 I can't be here but five minutes. 871 00:35:30,911 --> 00:35:32,652 - What was that, man? 872 00:35:33,957 --> 00:35:35,263 - I seen every karate movie, Jackie Chan, 873 00:35:35,307 --> 00:35:36,830 Jet Li, Bruce Lee. 874 00:35:36,873 --> 00:35:38,310 You got five minutes, we gotta get up out of here, okay? 875 00:35:38,353 --> 00:35:39,093 Five minutes. 876 00:35:41,356 --> 00:35:42,923 - What you say about my mama? 877 00:35:42,966 --> 00:35:44,359 - Wait here. 878 00:35:46,056 --> 00:35:47,667 - That's what I thought you said. 879 00:35:57,938 --> 00:35:59,461 - Welcome to Karate World. 880 00:35:59,505 --> 00:36:00,549 - Hey. 881 00:36:01,898 --> 00:36:06,773 - I am Han. Mr. Toshiba Ohara's first daughter, 882 00:36:06,816 --> 00:36:08,601 we've been expecting you. 883 00:36:08,644 --> 00:36:11,343 - My name is Junior, I'm my mama's first son, 884 00:36:11,386 --> 00:36:14,215 and I've been expecting you all my life. 885 00:36:14,259 --> 00:36:16,609 You a dancer, baby? Where's the pole at? 886 00:36:16,652 --> 00:36:21,657 - Mr. Junior, do I look like I am nothing? 887 00:36:23,442 --> 00:36:26,401 There's no time for joke, my father is waiting. 888 00:36:26,706 --> 00:36:27,707 Take your clothes off! 889 00:36:30,797 --> 00:36:33,147 - Ain't nobody taking no clothes off, okay? 890 00:36:33,191 --> 00:36:35,105 You trippin', man. Ain't nobody taking nothing off. 891 00:36:35,149 --> 00:36:36,150 - Nothing off. 892 00:36:36,759 --> 00:36:37,978 - Take your clothes off. 893 00:36:38,370 --> 00:36:41,111 - Look mama, me too boo-koo. 894 00:36:41,155 --> 00:36:42,678 You don't wanna mess with this. 895 00:36:43,766 --> 00:36:45,072 - What the hell was that? 896 00:36:45,638 --> 00:36:46,726 Okay, okay. 897 00:36:48,380 --> 00:36:49,207 - What was that? 898 00:36:49,250 --> 00:36:50,120 - It's a ninja in here, man. 899 00:36:50,164 --> 00:36:51,383 - Come with me. 900 00:36:52,384 --> 00:36:53,820 - Hurry up. 901 00:36:53,863 --> 00:36:55,343 - Eh man, what's up with them drawers you got on, man? 902 00:36:55,387 --> 00:36:56,866 You a bisexual? 903 00:36:56,910 --> 00:36:58,607 - No, I ain't bisexual! Man, these bikini briefs, man. 904 00:36:58,651 --> 00:37:00,218 - Why y'all doing this to us! 905 00:37:00,261 --> 00:37:02,220 Why we in our drawers? 906 00:37:03,308 --> 00:37:07,050 - You butt cute. You two black birds are a flying mess. 907 00:37:07,703 --> 00:37:08,704 You disappointed us. 908 00:37:08,748 --> 00:37:09,879 - What? 909 00:37:10,924 --> 00:37:12,882 - Do you know why you're here? 910 00:37:12,926 --> 00:37:13,535 - No. - No. 911 00:37:13,579 --> 00:37:14,493 - Are you idiot? 912 00:37:17,626 --> 00:37:19,846 - See I told you, look, look. It's one of them places. 913 00:37:19,889 --> 00:37:20,934 - Turn around. 914 00:37:23,806 --> 00:37:25,112 - What the hell is that? 915 00:37:27,288 --> 00:37:28,724 He just ate a fly! 916 00:37:29,334 --> 00:37:30,857 - This must be the ugliest motherfucker 917 00:37:30,900 --> 00:37:32,467 I've ever seen in my life. 918 00:37:36,210 --> 00:37:37,255 - You go down. 919 00:37:38,865 --> 00:37:40,040 - Eh man, why are we in our drawers? What's this all about? 920 00:37:42,782 --> 00:37:44,349 - Hey man, this is a real nice place, man. 921 00:37:44,392 --> 00:37:45,654 You hooked this place up, man. 922 00:37:46,655 --> 00:37:48,266 Lights right there, that's hot right there. 923 00:37:48,309 --> 00:37:49,702 Little Rick James-- 924 00:37:49,745 --> 00:37:51,094 - Ha! 925 00:37:51,138 --> 00:37:54,794 The overturned nest produces many cracked eggs, 926 00:37:54,837 --> 00:37:57,318 but the squirrel must eat the dandelion. 927 00:37:57,362 --> 00:37:59,015 - What's that a recipe or something? 928 00:38:01,583 --> 00:38:04,978 - Do you know who we are? 929 00:38:05,326 --> 00:38:06,632 - A group of hairstylists? 930 00:38:08,155 --> 00:38:09,374 - Do you know who we are? 931 00:38:09,417 --> 00:38:10,897 - Katt Williams daddy? 932 00:38:12,246 --> 00:38:14,683 - Do you know who we are? 933 00:38:15,118 --> 00:38:16,294 - A gay wizard? 934 00:38:18,513 --> 00:38:22,082 - It is better to be a chicken's head than an ox's rump. 935 00:38:23,518 --> 00:38:24,606 - What? 936 00:38:24,650 --> 00:38:27,043 - The bumblebee swims at night. 937 00:38:27,087 --> 00:38:29,002 - Hey, hey! 938 00:38:29,045 --> 00:38:33,223 - You boys owe me a lot of money. 939 00:38:33,267 --> 00:38:34,181 - What money? 940 00:38:34,224 --> 00:38:35,313 - We don't got no money. 941 00:38:35,356 --> 00:38:37,663 - This one, when even faced with danger, 942 00:38:37,706 --> 00:38:39,708 he continues to lie. 943 00:38:42,537 --> 00:38:44,887 - In the Japanese culture, 944 00:38:45,497 --> 00:38:49,936 you steal from one store, you steal from all my stores. 945 00:38:52,591 --> 00:38:54,332 We have you on the camera. 946 00:38:54,375 --> 00:38:56,943 - Camera my idea, new generation. 947 00:38:56,986 --> 00:39:00,642 - You owe me 10,000 big one. 948 00:39:00,686 --> 00:39:02,078 - 10,000 big ones? 949 00:39:02,122 --> 00:39:03,515 Oh come on, man, it wasn't no 10,000-- 950 00:39:06,082 --> 00:39:09,347 - Show them what we do with liars. 951 00:39:10,043 --> 00:39:11,044 - Hai! 952 00:39:17,572 --> 00:39:19,313 - Mr. Ohara, we ain't take your money. 953 00:39:19,357 --> 00:39:20,793 I ain't take your money. 954 00:39:20,836 --> 00:39:22,664 You know y'all got small eyes. 955 00:39:22,708 --> 00:39:23,839 Somebody that look just like me-- 956 00:39:23,883 --> 00:39:25,972 We all look alike! We all look alike! 957 00:39:26,407 --> 00:39:30,933 - You have seven days to return my money. 958 00:39:30,977 --> 00:39:32,239 Seven days. 959 00:39:32,718 --> 00:39:33,762 - This ain't Roots. 960 00:39:33,806 --> 00:39:36,722 - Then, we do the final blow. 961 00:39:39,333 --> 00:39:42,554 - Seven days, if not, two black birds fall from sky, 962 00:39:42,597 --> 00:39:45,339 hit the rock and end their journey. 963 00:39:45,383 --> 00:39:50,388 - Don't forget, we know where you are. 964 00:40:16,065 --> 00:40:18,198 - You better back up before you get smacked up. 965 00:40:21,419 --> 00:40:23,029 - Man what the hell you done got me into now? 966 00:40:23,072 --> 00:40:24,639 I'm on probation, Freddy. 967 00:40:24,683 --> 00:40:26,598 - That ain't my fault, they came and got both of us, man. 968 00:40:27,381 --> 00:40:28,687 You and me. 969 00:40:28,730 --> 00:40:30,863 If we'd both got the money and kept the money, 970 00:40:30,906 --> 00:40:33,039 both of us would've spent the money. 971 00:40:33,082 --> 00:40:34,475 - 10,000 dollars! - Come on, man. 972 00:40:35,215 --> 00:40:39,175 - You ain't got $10,000. I ain't got $10,000. 973 00:40:40,394 --> 00:40:42,396 We in trouble and it's your fault. 974 00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:43,571 - Man, come on, man. 975 00:40:43,615 --> 00:40:44,485 - You know what you deserve right now? 976 00:40:44,529 --> 00:40:47,270 A $10,000 ass whipping. 977 00:40:47,314 --> 00:40:49,272 Those people gonna kill us, man. 978 00:40:49,316 --> 00:40:50,752 - Man, they ain't gonna kill us, man. 979 00:40:50,796 --> 00:40:52,928 - Come on, man, get out my face, man. 980 00:40:53,276 --> 00:40:54,974 - You really mad at me, man? 981 00:40:55,017 --> 00:40:56,323 - I am really mad at you. 982 00:40:56,366 --> 00:40:58,281 If I wasn't on probation, hey trust me, 983 00:40:58,325 --> 00:41:00,153 they'd be pulling me off you right now. 984 00:41:00,196 --> 00:41:01,676 So get the stepping. 985 00:41:01,720 --> 00:41:03,286 - You feeling froggish, Junior? 986 00:41:03,722 --> 00:41:05,419 Then leap, Junior! Step up, Junior! 987 00:41:05,463 --> 00:41:06,812 Get some of this, Junior. 988 00:41:06,855 --> 00:41:07,682 I'll be waiting for you to give me the invitation 989 00:41:07,726 --> 00:41:09,249 to smack this blackness. 990 00:41:09,292 --> 00:41:11,469 When we was in the dojo, and Jet Li was smacking your ass 991 00:41:11,512 --> 00:41:13,906 with them sticks, your ass didn't say a damn thing, Junior. 992 00:41:13,949 --> 00:41:15,211 You ain't say nothing, Junior. 993 00:41:15,255 --> 00:41:16,517 The bitch just dripped out your bloodstream, 994 00:41:16,561 --> 00:41:17,997 you didn't say nothing to them-- 995 00:41:22,175 --> 00:41:23,698 Eh man, time out, time out. 996 00:41:23,742 --> 00:41:27,093 - You got what they call a short memory, you can't beat me. 997 00:41:28,311 --> 00:41:29,051 Remember? 998 00:41:29,095 --> 00:41:30,183 - All right, okay. 999 00:41:30,226 --> 00:41:31,750 - Get your ass up. 1000 00:41:37,495 --> 00:41:38,452 - That's it. 1001 00:41:38,496 --> 00:41:40,106 - Like magic! 1002 00:41:40,846 --> 00:41:42,195 - I got it. 1003 00:41:43,283 --> 00:41:44,806 We going back to church. 1004 00:41:44,850 --> 00:41:46,112 Remember the church they thought we was preachers? 1005 00:41:46,155 --> 00:41:46,982 Come on. - You sound crazy man. 1006 00:41:47,026 --> 00:41:48,288 We're not preachers. 1007 00:41:48,331 --> 00:41:49,463 - Tomorrow's gonna be 200 people in the church 1008 00:41:49,942 --> 00:41:51,421 waiting to hear us preach. 1009 00:41:51,465 --> 00:41:53,293 Waiting to give us their money. 1010 00:41:53,336 --> 00:41:55,164 Man, church is the world's greatest hustle. 1011 00:41:55,208 --> 00:41:58,037 If that fool can get my mama to send him $50 every month, 1012 00:41:58,080 --> 00:41:59,560 we can con a church once. 1013 00:41:59,604 --> 00:42:01,562 Come on, them churches make thousands of dollars 1014 00:42:01,606 --> 00:42:03,172 every Sunday. 1015 00:42:03,608 --> 00:42:04,478 You got a suit? 1016 00:42:04,522 --> 00:42:05,653 - Yeah, I got a suit, why? 1017 00:42:05,697 --> 00:42:06,785 - That's all you need. 1018 00:42:09,004 --> 00:42:10,310 - Your plan better work. 1019 00:42:10,353 --> 00:42:11,616 It better work. 1020 00:42:12,094 --> 00:42:13,008 - It'll work, man. 1021 00:42:13,052 --> 00:42:14,314 - It'd better work. 1022 00:42:14,357 --> 00:42:16,751 Bust your ass down to the white meat. 1023 00:42:17,317 --> 00:42:20,625 - To the white meat? Come on, man. 1024 00:42:22,627 --> 00:42:23,845 Me and you, Junior. 1025 00:42:34,203 --> 00:42:35,596 - Oh, hi Pastor. 1026 00:42:35,640 --> 00:42:36,989 - Good morning, Sister. 1027 00:42:37,337 --> 00:42:38,207 - Good morning. 1028 00:42:38,251 --> 00:42:40,253 What is that, your prom suit? 1029 00:42:40,296 --> 00:42:41,994 - What you talking about, this a throwback. 1030 00:42:42,037 --> 00:42:43,865 It's tight, because it's couture. 1031 00:42:43,909 --> 00:42:45,519 Diddy got the same jacket. 1032 00:42:45,563 --> 00:42:47,739 - Look, I want to apologize for yesterday, 1033 00:42:47,782 --> 00:42:50,611 we weren't properly introduced, I'm Nikki Stevens. 1034 00:42:54,049 --> 00:42:55,137 And you are? 1035 00:42:55,181 --> 00:42:58,532 - I'm a pastor. Pastor Don Cornelius, 1036 00:42:58,576 --> 00:42:59,794 but people call me Freddy. 1037 00:42:59,838 --> 00:43:02,797 - Don Cornelius, like the Soul Train dude? 1038 00:43:03,276 --> 00:43:04,625 - Or Freddy. 1039 00:43:04,669 --> 00:43:06,105 - I came a little bit early to show you around. 1040 00:43:06,148 --> 00:43:07,759 In the mornings, I usually unlock. 1041 00:43:07,802 --> 00:43:09,804 And the office is back there. 1042 00:43:10,370 --> 00:43:13,547 And today's reading is on Ezekiel 37. 1043 00:43:13,591 --> 00:43:16,594 You know, the one about God's promise to restore his people. 1044 00:43:16,637 --> 00:43:19,553 Like dry bones coming to life. 1045 00:43:19,597 --> 00:43:21,207 You might want to throw that in your sermon. 1046 00:43:22,991 --> 00:43:24,166 - Ezekiel? - Yes. 1047 00:43:24,210 --> 00:43:25,211 - The guy that works down at the car wash? 1048 00:43:25,254 --> 00:43:26,647 Charges you detaling? 1049 00:43:26,691 --> 00:43:30,651 Down on--you don't mean that Ezekiel, do you? 1050 00:43:30,695 --> 00:43:32,131 You talking about somebody different? 1051 00:43:32,174 --> 00:43:33,828 - Yeah, the one in the Bible. 1052 00:43:34,437 --> 00:43:36,614 - Ezekiel? Oh! 1053 00:43:36,657 --> 00:43:37,876 You mean Zekiel? 1054 00:43:37,919 --> 00:43:40,443 It's pronounced Zekiel, because the E, you see, 1055 00:43:40,487 --> 00:43:42,402 has the accent over it, E-zekiel, it's pronounced. 1056 00:43:42,445 --> 00:43:43,838 - Are you really a minister? 1057 00:43:43,882 --> 00:43:44,970 - Ordained. 1058 00:43:45,013 --> 00:43:47,320 I went to school down in Mississippi. 1059 00:43:47,363 --> 00:43:50,540 Great Baptist University of Moses. 1060 00:43:50,584 --> 00:43:52,064 - I've never heard of that one. 1061 00:43:52,107 --> 00:43:53,282 - It's real small though. 1062 00:43:53,326 --> 00:43:54,370 - I see. 1063 00:43:55,676 --> 00:43:57,896 Brother Efrom, have you met Pastor Cornelius? 1064 00:43:57,939 --> 00:43:59,549 - Good morning, Brother. 1065 00:43:59,593 --> 00:44:01,073 - Good morning. 1066 00:44:02,857 --> 00:44:05,338 - Cornelius, yeah you look like you would know 1067 00:44:05,381 --> 00:44:06,992 the latest dance steps. 1068 00:44:07,035 --> 00:44:09,472 We met yesterday with Pastor Hacker. 1069 00:44:09,516 --> 00:44:11,039 - And the deacon, where is he? 1070 00:44:15,043 --> 00:44:17,698 - The deacon? Oh! Deacon Jones. 1071 00:44:17,742 --> 00:44:19,744 Yeah, he's running a little bit late this morning, 1072 00:44:19,787 --> 00:44:21,615 he was up all night long praying. 1073 00:44:23,008 --> 00:44:25,924 You know, God is like a crack house, always open. 1074 00:44:25,967 --> 00:44:27,186 - Crack house? 1075 00:44:29,754 --> 00:44:31,843 k Yeah, I'm a G 1076 00:44:32,670 --> 00:44:36,282 k Them revenues and that bologna, hey 1077 00:44:38,371 --> 00:44:39,633 k What you feel, what you want 1078 00:44:39,677 --> 00:44:42,331 k Do you want my body 1079 00:44:42,375 --> 00:44:45,204 k When you know when you really want somebody 1080 00:44:46,248 --> 00:44:47,554 k Hey, you 1081 00:44:47,859 --> 00:44:49,208 k I'm super hot 1082 00:44:50,078 --> 00:44:51,645 k Let me spin one time 1083 00:44:53,038 --> 00:44:54,996 k I'm super hot, girl k 1084 00:44:57,651 --> 00:44:59,087 - Something wrong? 1085 00:44:59,784 --> 00:45:01,786 Nigga, you said wear a suit, right? This is a suit. 1086 00:45:01,829 --> 00:45:03,396 - Excuse me, just give me a second. 1087 00:45:03,439 --> 00:45:04,919 I gotta go meet with my disciples. 1088 00:45:06,704 --> 00:45:08,531 - I'm not gonna be getting embarrassed by you, okay? 1089 00:45:08,575 --> 00:45:10,011 What you pushing me back here for? 1090 00:45:10,577 --> 00:45:11,752 - What was that? 1091 00:45:12,144 --> 00:45:14,537 - I don't know. 1092 00:45:15,147 --> 00:45:16,975 - You look very pretty today, Nikki. 1093 00:45:17,018 --> 00:45:20,761 No, I take that back. You are looking beautiful today. 1094 00:45:20,805 --> 00:45:22,371 - Thanks, Efrom. 1095 00:45:24,199 --> 00:45:26,767 - You won't be acting like that when I takeover this church. 1096 00:45:26,811 --> 00:45:28,334 - What you say? 1097 00:45:28,377 --> 00:45:31,772 - Remember, to be blessed, one must first be a blessing. 1098 00:45:37,822 --> 00:45:39,737 - Man, what is wrong with you? 1099 00:45:39,780 --> 00:45:40,955 What is you supposed to be? 1100 00:45:40,999 --> 00:45:41,956 - What do you mean, "be"? 1101 00:45:43,566 --> 00:45:47,222 This is fly, okay? Me, I'm looking like a black Don Johnson. 1102 00:45:47,266 --> 00:45:48,310 You got a problem with that? 1103 00:45:48,354 --> 00:45:49,616 - That's exactly right, Junior. 1104 00:45:49,659 --> 00:45:52,401 And Miami Vice been off the air for 25 years. 1105 00:45:52,445 --> 00:45:53,576 - I ain't come here for that. 1106 00:45:54,926 --> 00:45:56,492 Go out there and preach. 1107 00:45:56,536 --> 00:45:57,842 Get that money. 1108 00:45:57,885 --> 00:46:00,801 We gonna go back, pay these people, and go home. 1109 00:46:00,845 --> 00:46:01,715 Okay? 1110 00:46:01,759 --> 00:46:03,021 - That's it, that's the plan. 1111 00:46:05,850 --> 00:46:07,242 What's it look like? We good? 1112 00:46:07,286 --> 00:46:09,592 - Oh yeah, we gonna be rolling in it, rolling. 1113 00:46:10,028 --> 00:46:12,770 - Get ready, today. Get ready for the new pastor. 1114 00:46:15,598 --> 00:46:16,817 - God's pastor. 1115 00:46:16,861 --> 00:46:18,079 - Let him stay there for a while. 1116 00:46:18,123 --> 00:46:19,385 - One, two, three! 1117 00:46:24,390 --> 00:46:25,695 - Something's wrong. 1118 00:46:26,522 --> 00:46:27,828 - They dead, that's what it is. 1119 00:46:27,872 --> 00:46:29,395 - What's that he has on? 1120 00:46:29,438 --> 00:46:32,093 - I don't know, but I need to take him shopping. 1121 00:46:32,137 --> 00:46:33,094 - You sure do. 1122 00:46:33,138 --> 00:46:33,834 - Amen. 1123 00:46:33,878 --> 00:46:34,835 - Amen! 1124 00:46:34,879 --> 00:46:35,793 - Ma? - Mm-hmm. 1125 00:46:35,836 --> 00:46:37,098 - Is Pastor Hacker dead? 1126 00:46:37,142 --> 00:46:39,274 - No, fool, these are replacement ministers. 1127 00:46:39,318 --> 00:46:41,233 - I'm just asking. Why you always getting mad? 1128 00:46:41,276 --> 00:46:43,104 - If you don't shut up, if I didn't need this welfare money, 1129 00:46:43,148 --> 00:46:44,540 I swear I'll kill you. 1130 00:46:44,584 --> 00:46:47,065 - I said, can I get an Amen? 1131 00:46:47,108 --> 00:46:48,327 - Amen! 1132 00:46:48,370 --> 00:46:50,851 - That's better. Come on, let me hear you. 1133 00:46:50,895 --> 00:46:52,418 I mean come on, this is a church. 1134 00:46:52,853 --> 00:46:54,855 - Them pants is way too tight, mama. 1135 00:46:54,899 --> 00:46:58,467 - Church full up with love, love just floating all around. 1136 00:46:58,511 --> 00:47:00,426 - I can see an imprint of his balls, mama. 1137 00:47:02,776 --> 00:47:04,647 - Baby, I think that was for me to say. 1138 00:47:04,691 --> 00:47:06,736 I don't think you're supposed to be looking at balls. 1139 00:47:06,780 --> 00:47:09,174 - Like turn to your neighbor, give 'em a hug. 1140 00:47:11,567 --> 00:47:14,396 Now turn and do the same thing to your other neighbor. 1141 00:47:16,659 --> 00:47:18,923 Now I want everybody in the church to say, 1142 00:47:18,966 --> 00:47:21,447 "Deacon Jones's suit is the defecation." 1143 00:47:21,490 --> 00:47:22,404 - Huh? - What? 1144 00:47:22,448 --> 00:47:24,319 - Looks like a Temptations suit. 1145 00:47:24,624 --> 00:47:25,799 - The defecation. 1146 00:47:25,843 --> 00:47:26,582 - What? 1147 00:47:26,626 --> 00:47:28,106 - What is he, a pimp? 1148 00:47:30,195 --> 00:47:33,198 - Well, without further ado, I'm gonna bring on 1149 00:47:33,241 --> 00:47:34,068 Brother Efrom. 1150 00:47:39,682 --> 00:47:41,206 - Praise the Lord, church. 1151 00:47:41,249 --> 00:47:42,468 - Praise the Lord! 1152 00:47:42,511 --> 00:47:43,948 - This week is a special week in the church, 1153 00:47:43,991 --> 00:47:46,298 giving that next week is Easter Sunday. 1154 00:47:46,341 --> 00:47:48,474 And you can purchase lilies for the alter 1155 00:47:48,517 --> 00:47:50,911 through our beautiful decorating committee. 1156 00:47:50,955 --> 00:47:53,696 And a prayer group for Pastor Hacker will be meeting 1157 00:47:53,740 --> 00:47:55,176 after the service. 1158 00:47:55,220 --> 00:47:57,396 Now I was all set to give the word today. 1159 00:47:58,440 --> 00:48:02,183 I said, I was all set to give the word today! 1160 00:48:02,227 --> 00:48:03,706 - Come on, Efrom, sit on down 1161 00:48:03,750 --> 00:48:05,273 and bring the new ministers out. 1162 00:48:05,317 --> 00:48:07,493 - Who wants to hear the word today? 1163 00:48:07,841 --> 00:48:10,626 Somebody. Anybody! Everybody! 1164 00:48:10,670 --> 00:48:12,019 Want to hear the word today. 1165 00:48:12,063 --> 00:48:13,020 - Man this ain't Stomp the Yard, 1166 00:48:13,064 --> 00:48:14,587 stomp on off the stage. 1167 00:48:15,544 --> 00:48:17,285 - Okay, if that's how you feel. 1168 00:48:17,329 --> 00:48:22,334 It is my pleasure to introduce Pastor Don Cornelius, 1169 00:48:23,944 --> 00:48:24,902 come on up, brother. 1170 00:48:31,082 --> 00:48:32,605 - God damn, he need a sandwich. 1171 00:48:32,648 --> 00:48:34,215 - Morning, congregation. 1172 00:48:35,869 --> 00:48:36,739 You look lovely. 1173 00:48:36,783 --> 00:48:38,045 - Yes. 1174 00:48:38,089 --> 00:48:39,046 - Yes, this is our house. - Especially you. 1175 00:48:40,395 --> 00:48:42,876 - They call me Reverend Pastor Doctor Good God! 1176 00:48:42,920 --> 00:48:43,616 - Good God. 1177 00:48:43,659 --> 00:48:45,183 - Good God! 1178 00:48:45,661 --> 00:48:47,054 - They both got a lot of teeth. 1179 00:48:47,098 --> 00:48:48,751 - 'Cause I'm filled with the holy spirit. 1180 00:48:49,274 --> 00:48:50,362 Can you hear it? 1181 00:48:50,405 --> 00:48:51,102 - Amen. 1182 00:48:51,145 --> 00:48:52,625 - Amen! 1183 00:48:54,714 --> 00:48:57,543 - We're gonna talk about Jesus who's sippin', 1184 00:48:57,586 --> 00:48:58,979 Kobe snitchin'. 1185 00:48:59,023 --> 00:49:00,111 - Go on, Preacher. 1186 00:49:00,154 --> 00:49:02,243 - I'm gonna talk about Bobby and Whitney. 1187 00:49:02,287 --> 00:49:03,201 - Bobby and Whitney. 1188 00:49:03,244 --> 00:49:04,680 - And bald-headed Britney. 1189 00:49:04,724 --> 00:49:06,117 - Bald-headed. 1190 00:49:06,160 --> 00:49:09,511 - I'ma talk about Barack Obama, and your baby's mama. 1191 00:49:09,555 --> 00:49:10,469 - Should've used a condom. 1192 00:49:10,512 --> 00:49:12,166 - Say it, deacon. Say it! 1193 00:49:12,210 --> 00:49:14,777 - What is this, Reverend Run DMC? 1194 00:49:14,821 --> 00:49:17,128 - I don't know what you've heard, but this is how we 1195 00:49:17,171 --> 00:49:18,477 preach the word. 1196 00:49:18,520 --> 00:49:19,695 - I like his style. 1197 00:49:19,739 --> 00:49:21,697 - You all out there misbehaving, 1198 00:49:21,741 --> 00:49:23,786 but in this church, you'll find your saving. 1199 00:49:23,830 --> 00:49:25,484 - Lord, yes it is! 1200 00:49:25,527 --> 00:49:26,615 - Preach, Preacher. 1201 00:49:26,659 --> 00:49:28,487 - It's good, because God spoke to me. 1202 00:49:29,053 --> 00:49:30,184 He spoke to me. 1203 00:49:30,228 --> 00:49:31,446 - What did God say? 1204 00:49:31,490 --> 00:49:33,927 - What he say? He said, "Today is your day!" 1205 00:49:33,971 --> 00:49:35,146 - Your day. 1206 00:49:35,189 --> 00:49:37,670 - And your day, your day, and your day. 1207 00:49:37,931 --> 00:49:39,106 - Amen. 1208 00:49:39,846 --> 00:49:41,021 - That's how Reverend Paid do. 1209 00:49:41,065 --> 00:49:42,980 - So let me ask you a question, 1210 00:49:44,068 --> 00:49:45,460 what do you do for the church? 1211 00:49:45,504 --> 00:49:46,896 Yeah, you right here. 1212 00:49:46,940 --> 00:49:50,422 - Me? Oh, well I want to cook for the church. 1213 00:49:50,465 --> 00:49:53,207 But Pastor Hacker, he said the congregation is too small. 1214 00:49:53,251 --> 00:49:54,861 And I can cook anything. 1215 00:49:54,904 --> 00:49:55,993 - She can cook. 1216 00:49:56,036 --> 00:49:58,299 - Mm-hmm, fried chicken, candied yams, 1217 00:49:58,343 --> 00:49:59,474 - Yams the shit. - greens. 1218 00:50:00,954 --> 00:50:04,175 I can cook anything you like, especially for him. 1219 00:50:04,740 --> 00:50:07,047 I'm Miss Tanya. I like that suit. 1220 00:50:07,091 --> 00:50:10,790 - Deacon Jones! Give that dog a bone. 1221 00:50:10,833 --> 00:50:14,098 - And what about you, brother, in the Fonzerelli jacket? 1222 00:50:14,141 --> 00:50:17,840 - My name's Derrick. I got some musical abilities. 1223 00:50:18,537 --> 00:50:20,365 Let's face it, man, this band sucks. 1224 00:50:20,408 --> 00:50:21,975 No offense guys, but I mean you know, 1225 00:50:22,019 --> 00:50:23,411 with a little effort we could really 1226 00:50:23,455 --> 00:50:24,978 drop it like it's hot in here. 1227 00:50:25,022 --> 00:50:26,327 - Can you rev it for the Reverend? 1228 00:50:26,371 --> 00:50:27,459 - I can rev it. 1229 00:50:27,502 --> 00:50:29,765 - Can you, lean with it? 1230 00:50:29,809 --> 00:50:31,637 Can you bop-bop-bop with it? 1231 00:50:31,680 --> 00:50:32,986 - I can rev it for the Rev! 1232 00:50:33,030 --> 00:50:34,901 - And what about you, Junior Jamie? 1233 00:50:34,944 --> 00:50:36,772 On any given Sunday can you bring it? 1234 00:50:36,816 --> 00:50:39,297 Good goobly-goo, you gonna make it do what it do? 1235 00:50:39,340 --> 00:50:41,777 Huh? Evil Jamie? 1236 00:50:43,649 --> 00:50:45,520 It may be time to take an offering. 1237 00:50:45,564 --> 00:50:46,565 All right, are you gonna reach for me? 1238 00:50:46,608 --> 00:50:48,349 - Be fruitful and multiply. 1239 00:50:50,003 --> 00:50:52,614 - Sorry, I don't have any money, maybe next Sunday. 1240 00:50:52,658 --> 00:50:55,095 - Reach deep, but don't be cheap! 1241 00:50:55,139 --> 00:50:56,227 - Don't be cheap. 1242 00:50:56,270 --> 00:50:58,055 - Oh I got something big for the church. 1243 00:50:58,098 --> 00:51:00,100 - Reach deep! - Down to your ankles 1244 00:51:00,144 --> 00:51:01,145 - Don't be cheap, now. 1245 00:51:01,188 --> 00:51:02,102 - I got something for the church. 1246 00:51:02,146 --> 00:51:03,582 - Go on and put the money. 1247 00:51:03,625 --> 00:51:05,236 Put the money in the basket. 1248 00:51:05,932 --> 00:51:07,368 There you go. 1249 00:51:07,412 --> 00:51:09,457 - So thank you, that's the conclusion of our service, 1250 00:51:09,501 --> 00:51:11,242 and I've given you the holy spirit, 1251 00:51:11,285 --> 00:51:12,939 and I was glad you was here to hear it. 1252 00:51:12,982 --> 00:51:15,246 And I'd like to take a moment for Pastor Hacker, 1253 00:51:15,289 --> 00:51:16,812 a moment of silence. 1254 00:51:18,466 --> 00:51:19,728 That's enough. 1255 00:51:19,772 --> 00:51:21,121 Everybody gather around. 1256 00:51:22,818 --> 00:51:24,211 They feeling us, Junior, they're feeling us. 1257 00:51:24,255 --> 00:51:25,430 What did I tell you? What I tell you? 1258 00:51:25,473 --> 00:51:26,431 - There's only about four or five dollars 1259 00:51:26,474 --> 00:51:27,562 in the collection plate. 1260 00:51:27,606 --> 00:51:29,042 - That was wonderful, pastor. 1261 00:51:29,086 --> 00:51:33,046 - You're like a tall glass of water, and I'm thirsty. 1262 00:51:33,090 --> 00:51:35,135 - You did a wonderful job up there today, 1263 00:51:35,179 --> 00:51:36,745 and you wait till next week. 1264 00:51:36,789 --> 00:51:39,226 Easter, a lot of people gonna be here to hear you preach. 1265 00:51:39,270 --> 00:51:41,794 - We gonna raise $10,000 in seven days. 1266 00:51:42,490 --> 00:51:44,971 Now I know I've only been here for a week, 1267 00:51:45,014 --> 00:51:46,581 and y'all thinking, "He's crazy." 1268 00:51:47,104 --> 00:51:48,757 Well I am crazy. 1269 00:51:49,106 --> 00:51:50,281 Crazy for the Lord. 1270 00:51:51,978 --> 00:51:53,153 We're gonna fix the ceiling. 1271 00:51:53,197 --> 00:51:54,023 - Yes! 1272 00:51:54,067 --> 00:51:55,286 - Paint the pews. 1273 00:51:55,329 --> 00:51:56,461 Lighten Deacon Jones. 1274 00:51:57,766 --> 00:51:59,072 I'm just playing now, you know. 1275 00:51:59,116 --> 00:52:00,943 So we're gonna return here tomorrow night, 1276 00:52:00,987 --> 00:52:03,685 each and every one of you with five to ten people 1277 00:52:04,686 --> 00:52:07,036 for a special night of healing. 1278 00:52:07,080 --> 00:52:10,127 - Wait a minute? You gonna heal someone? 1279 00:52:10,170 --> 00:52:11,954 - That's right, little brother, we're gonna heal someone 1280 00:52:11,998 --> 00:52:13,260 tomorrow night. 1281 00:52:20,746 --> 00:52:21,616 - You're something. 1282 00:52:21,660 --> 00:52:23,314 I've been around a long time, 1283 00:52:23,357 --> 00:52:25,229 ain't never heard no preacher like that. 1284 00:52:25,272 --> 00:52:28,188 I want to join the church. I want to belong. 1285 00:52:28,232 --> 00:52:29,581 Name's Benny. 1286 00:52:30,016 --> 00:52:31,409 - Welcome, brother Benny. 1287 00:52:31,452 --> 00:52:33,237 Let the church say Amen. 1288 00:52:33,802 --> 00:52:34,977 - Amen. 1289 00:52:36,718 --> 00:52:38,590 - What's all this talking about healing somebody, man? 1290 00:52:38,633 --> 00:52:39,982 We can't heal nobody. 1291 00:52:40,026 --> 00:52:41,419 - Just come to the back, come on, you trippin', 1292 00:52:41,462 --> 00:52:43,203 just come on to the back. 1293 00:52:46,772 --> 00:52:50,341 You got some water to cool me off, because I'm on fire. 1294 00:52:50,384 --> 00:52:52,212 - Look, this done went too far. 1295 00:52:52,256 --> 00:52:53,082 I mean, we ought to be thinking about 1296 00:52:53,126 --> 00:52:54,432 trying to get out of here. 1297 00:52:54,475 --> 00:52:56,085 You talking about coming back tomorrow? 1298 00:52:56,129 --> 00:52:57,304 - Man, will you just chill out? 1299 00:52:57,348 --> 00:52:58,697 Where's the money we collected today? 1300 00:52:58,740 --> 00:53:02,179 - Gave it all to that Nikki woman, about 150. 1301 00:53:02,222 --> 00:53:03,441 - That's it? 1302 00:53:03,484 --> 00:53:05,225 - That's what I'm trying to tell you, stupid. 1303 00:53:05,269 --> 00:53:06,531 - Today was only the first day. 1304 00:53:06,574 --> 00:53:08,837 And next Sunday, well next Sunday is Easter, 1305 00:53:08,881 --> 00:53:11,013 we're gonna be rolling in the dough, baby. 1306 00:53:11,492 --> 00:53:16,497 - Apparently, there have been several of our VIP memberships 1307 00:53:16,889 --> 00:53:20,719 bootleg in nature, that were purchased online. 1308 00:53:21,415 --> 00:53:23,504 These are platinum memberships, 1309 00:53:23,548 --> 00:53:25,985 so y'all six in the front row is gonna have 1310 00:53:26,028 --> 00:53:27,987 to vacate immediately, okay? 1311 00:53:28,030 --> 00:53:30,207 Please don't cause a fuss. 1312 00:53:39,868 --> 00:53:41,827 - It's healing time. Okay. 1313 00:53:44,090 --> 00:53:46,919 Let me guess where the devil is. 1314 00:53:50,314 --> 00:53:52,185 - All I can think about ever since you put out 1315 00:53:52,229 --> 00:53:54,709 the building fund challenge is all the stuff 1316 00:53:54,753 --> 00:53:58,235 that the church needs, you know, like new song books, 1317 00:53:58,278 --> 00:54:00,019 half the robes are moth-eaten. 1318 00:54:00,062 --> 00:54:02,151 In the kitchen, the refrigerator, and the stove don't work. 1319 00:54:02,195 --> 00:54:03,501 - Damn! 1320 00:54:03,979 --> 00:54:05,590 I'm sorry, Sister. 1321 00:54:06,243 --> 00:54:08,375 Y'all don't need Jesus, y'all need a genie. 1322 00:54:10,334 --> 00:54:11,813 - You're just so different. 1323 00:54:11,857 --> 00:54:13,467 - Different, like how? Like kind of-- 1324 00:54:13,511 --> 00:54:15,382 - Well I mean you're funny, you know. 1325 00:54:15,426 --> 00:54:19,473 You're loose, and most pastors are uptight, stuffy. 1326 00:54:19,517 --> 00:54:20,735 - Like Brother Efrom? 1327 00:54:20,779 --> 00:54:22,694 - Enough about him, that guy right there-- 1328 00:54:23,085 --> 00:54:24,348 Oh! 1329 00:54:24,391 --> 00:54:26,611 - Oh it's just a little a little itsy fly. Bug. 1330 00:54:26,654 --> 00:54:29,962 I used to deal with bugs back in the day, long story. 1331 00:54:30,441 --> 00:54:31,268 - So-- 1332 00:54:31,311 --> 00:54:32,834 - Everything okay over here? 1333 00:54:32,878 --> 00:54:34,096 - Fantastic and sensational, thank you very much. 1334 00:54:34,140 --> 00:54:35,489 - Hallelujah. 1335 00:54:35,533 --> 00:54:36,360 - I'd like to see you on Sunday, sister. 1336 00:54:37,970 --> 00:54:41,103 - Okay so why don't you tell me a little bit about yourself, 1337 00:54:41,147 --> 00:54:43,845 what did you do before this, where is your family? 1338 00:54:43,889 --> 00:54:45,499 Like, who are you? 1339 00:54:45,543 --> 00:54:48,328 - I used to be in sales, then my family moved to Jerusalem. 1340 00:54:48,372 --> 00:54:52,245 - Family? So there's a Mrs. Cornelius? 1341 00:54:52,289 --> 00:54:53,725 - No, there's a daughter. 1342 00:54:53,768 --> 00:54:54,726 - A daughter? 1343 00:54:54,769 --> 00:54:55,901 - She's with my mama right now. 1344 00:54:57,424 --> 00:55:00,384 - And her mother? And please don't tell me she's dead. 1345 00:55:00,427 --> 00:55:01,689 - She is dead. 1346 00:55:02,168 --> 00:55:02,951 Cancer. 1347 00:55:02,995 --> 00:55:04,213 - Oh. 1348 00:55:04,910 --> 00:55:06,999 - But it was a long time ago, we're over it now. 1349 00:55:07,042 --> 00:55:09,393 It's just me and my little girl now. 1350 00:55:10,742 --> 00:55:12,787 - So, what's your daughter like? 1351 00:55:12,831 --> 00:55:14,876 - My daughter, like any other crazy kid, 1352 00:55:14,920 --> 00:55:16,225 always hitting me up for stuff. 1353 00:55:17,836 --> 00:55:19,446 Right now, she wants a piano, she wants to be Alicia Keys. 1354 00:55:19,490 --> 00:55:20,534 I told her, "You can't be Janet, 1355 00:55:20,578 --> 00:55:21,883 "because Janet just be popping out. 1356 00:55:21,927 --> 00:55:23,450 "I don't want you popping out 'til you're 35." 1357 00:55:23,494 --> 00:55:24,843 Jesus don't like 'em out. 1358 00:55:24,886 --> 00:55:26,932 So Alicia Keys is what we ended up with. 1359 00:55:26,975 --> 00:55:28,368 - No, it's a shame she's not with you, 1360 00:55:28,412 --> 00:55:30,805 because we have a piano and I'm sure she'd love it. 1361 00:55:30,849 --> 00:55:32,590 - I'm just not sure you guys would love her playing. 1362 00:55:35,984 --> 00:55:38,509 So, let's get back to the list. 1363 00:55:39,031 --> 00:55:40,946 If you can have one thing on the list, what would it be? 1364 00:55:40,989 --> 00:55:42,077 - One thing? 1365 00:55:42,121 --> 00:55:43,470 - One thing, but anything. 1366 00:55:43,514 --> 00:55:44,602 - That's hard. 1367 00:55:44,645 --> 00:55:45,385 - It sha'll is. 1368 00:55:45,429 --> 00:55:46,908 - Okay, I got it. 1369 00:55:46,952 --> 00:55:48,736 - Maybe you should talk to your boyfriend! 1370 00:55:48,780 --> 00:55:50,956 - Maybe you should back up. - He's talking to me. 1371 00:55:51,391 --> 00:55:52,784 - Delia, girls out here trying to beat up Keisha. 1372 00:55:52,827 --> 00:55:53,654 One of them's got a gun. 1373 00:55:53,698 --> 00:55:54,655 - What? 1374 00:56:00,792 --> 00:56:01,923 - I'll beat your ass again! 1375 00:56:01,967 --> 00:56:03,577 - What the hell's going on here? 1376 00:56:03,621 --> 00:56:05,318 - We about to whoop her ass, that's what's going on. 1377 00:56:05,362 --> 00:56:06,537 - Whatever! 1378 00:56:06,580 --> 00:56:07,668 - You know what? Don't I know your mama? 1379 00:56:07,712 --> 00:56:08,365 - No you don't. 1380 00:56:08,408 --> 00:56:09,757 - I do so. 1381 00:56:09,801 --> 00:56:12,281 Mary Jane Price. I've been knowing her for years. 1382 00:56:12,325 --> 00:56:13,979 So maybe won't I just give her a call, 1383 00:56:14,022 --> 00:56:16,721 and let her know what the hell's going on here. 1384 00:56:17,548 --> 00:56:19,419 And who out here has a gun? 1385 00:56:19,463 --> 00:56:21,116 - She ain't gonna call nobody. 1386 00:56:21,160 --> 00:56:23,945 - Excuse me? You don't even live around here. 1387 00:56:23,989 --> 00:56:27,558 You need to shut your mouth when grown folks are talking! 1388 00:56:29,255 --> 00:56:30,735 And don't bring it back around here 1389 00:56:30,778 --> 00:56:32,911 at Delia's Place no more. 1390 00:56:33,694 --> 00:56:35,957 And you, stop fighting in front of my place, 1391 00:56:36,001 --> 00:56:37,524 you understand that? 1392 00:56:39,700 --> 00:56:40,832 - Can I talk to you-- - Get your hands off me! 1393 00:56:40,875 --> 00:56:42,877 - What you out here fighting for anyway? 1394 00:56:42,921 --> 00:56:44,401 - She thinks I want her boyfriend 1395 00:56:44,444 --> 00:56:45,967 when he be the one calling me all the time. 1396 00:56:46,011 --> 00:56:47,186 - Listen, don't nobody want you. 1397 00:56:47,229 --> 00:56:48,753 - Honey, we're just trying to help you. 1398 00:56:48,796 --> 00:56:50,450 One of those girls had a gun, you're gonna get yourself 1399 00:56:50,494 --> 00:56:51,669 killed out here. 1400 00:56:51,712 --> 00:56:52,800 - What's it to you? 1401 00:56:52,844 --> 00:56:54,149 - Little girl, you got a big ass mouth. 1402 00:56:54,933 --> 00:56:56,369 - Who are y'all anyway? 1403 00:56:56,413 --> 00:56:59,198 Some kind of police or teen workers or something? 1404 00:56:59,241 --> 00:57:00,460 She Ren, you Stimpy? 1405 00:57:00,504 --> 00:57:01,418 - What you say? 1406 00:57:01,461 --> 00:57:02,549 - You heard me. - No, 1407 00:57:04,116 --> 00:57:05,465 we're just regular people from New Birth Baptist Church. 1408 00:57:05,509 --> 00:57:07,772 - Church people, it figures. 1409 00:57:07,815 --> 00:57:09,164 Like you know my shit, right? 1410 00:57:09,208 --> 00:57:11,471 - Sweetheart, I've been where you're at and back 1411 00:57:11,515 --> 00:57:14,039 with my sister, so save your lecture. 1412 00:57:14,082 --> 00:57:16,128 You need to come to church and take a break 1413 00:57:16,171 --> 00:57:17,782 from hanging with these kids. 1414 00:57:17,825 --> 00:57:18,957 - Maybe I'll think about it. 1415 00:57:19,000 --> 00:57:20,045 - Well you better think about it fast 1416 00:57:20,088 --> 00:57:21,133 before these girls whoop your ass. 1417 00:57:21,176 --> 00:57:21,960 Don't you know light skin ain't in? 1418 00:57:22,003 --> 00:57:22,308 - Pastor! - I'm sorry. 1419 00:57:23,527 --> 00:57:25,311 Lord Jesus, forgive me, I wasn't thinking. 1420 00:57:25,354 --> 00:57:26,443 I was just sinking. 1421 00:57:26,486 --> 00:57:27,661 - What kind of church people are y'all? 1422 00:57:27,705 --> 00:57:29,271 - What's your name anyway, little bitty? 1423 00:57:29,315 --> 00:57:30,490 - None of your business. 1424 00:57:32,144 --> 00:57:35,277 - New Birth Baptist Church right down the street. 1425 00:57:35,321 --> 00:57:38,367 - I'll see you Sunday, and no more fighting, Tiny Tyson, 1426 00:57:38,411 --> 00:57:39,847 I'll whoop you. 1427 00:57:39,891 --> 00:57:43,677 - Pastor, I'm a little concerned about your behavior. 1428 00:57:43,721 --> 00:57:47,507 "Tiny Tyson," and "I'm gonna whoop your A-S-S." 1429 00:57:47,551 --> 00:57:49,596 - Jesus will forgive me, ain't no doubt about it, 1430 00:57:49,640 --> 00:57:50,989 God will allow it. 1431 00:57:52,947 --> 00:57:54,166 - Okay. 1432 00:57:54,209 --> 00:57:57,865 - Are you thievin'? Backsliding? Dirt doing? 1433 00:57:57,909 --> 00:58:01,347 Are you living in a vortex of evil-ration? 1434 00:58:02,696 --> 00:58:03,871 - Daddy! 1435 00:58:03,915 --> 00:58:05,743 - Hey baby doll, I missed you. 1436 00:58:06,308 --> 00:58:08,180 - You're in trouble. 1437 00:58:08,223 --> 00:58:09,050 - Why? 1438 00:58:09,094 --> 00:58:10,530 - Grandma's real mad at you. 1439 00:58:10,574 --> 00:58:12,184 - What I do now? 1440 00:58:12,837 --> 00:58:14,491 - Grandma! Daddy's home! 1441 00:58:15,579 --> 00:58:16,536 - Freddy! Boy-- 1442 00:58:16,580 --> 00:58:18,582 - Hi mama, how you doing, mama? 1443 00:58:19,104 --> 00:58:20,845 - Have you lost your mind? 1444 00:58:20,888 --> 00:58:23,195 Some Asian people came here looking for you 1445 00:58:23,238 --> 00:58:24,326 this afternoon. 1446 00:58:24,370 --> 00:58:25,719 - What? - You heard what I said 1447 00:58:25,763 --> 00:58:27,460 I said some Asian people came here looking for you. 1448 00:58:27,504 --> 00:58:28,940 Now don't you play no games with me, Freddy. 1449 00:58:28,983 --> 00:58:30,376 You got some explaining to do. 1450 00:58:30,419 --> 00:58:31,508 - Mama, it-- 1451 00:58:31,551 --> 00:58:32,421 - Freddy, honey, tell me what have you 1452 00:58:32,465 --> 00:58:33,205 gotten yourself into now, huh? 1453 00:58:34,467 --> 00:58:36,425 - Oh that's Han and them, you remember Han? 1454 00:58:36,469 --> 00:58:38,558 We went to high school together, little Han, like this big. 1455 00:58:38,602 --> 00:58:40,386 Han? Got this video store now, right? 1456 00:58:40,429 --> 00:58:41,996 And I had rented some karate videos, 1457 00:58:42,040 --> 00:58:43,998 they must want 'em back, that's all it is, little problem-- 1458 00:58:44,042 --> 00:58:45,913 - Nah-uh, but it didn't look like a little problem 1459 00:58:45,957 --> 00:58:47,175 to me, Freddy. 1460 00:58:47,219 --> 00:58:49,613 And it happened, of all days, today, Sunday. 1461 00:58:49,656 --> 00:58:51,092 The Lord's day, Freddy. 1462 00:58:51,136 --> 00:58:52,485 - Mama, I got it under control. 1463 00:58:52,529 --> 00:58:54,095 - No you don't, you know what, listen here, Freddy. 1464 00:58:54,139 --> 00:58:57,751 Solve your problems, or you get out. Okay? 1465 00:58:57,795 --> 00:59:00,058 And don't think I don't know about you losing your job 1466 00:59:00,101 --> 00:59:01,799 down there at Bug Stompers. 1467 00:59:01,842 --> 00:59:02,887 - It's Roach Stompers. 1468 00:59:02,930 --> 00:59:04,410 - Wait a minute. 1469 00:59:04,453 --> 00:59:07,108 And another thing, are you bisexual? 1470 00:59:07,152 --> 00:59:09,067 - No, I'm not bisexual, why you say I'm bisexual? 1471 00:59:09,110 --> 00:59:10,938 - Because Ms. Clara down there at Zoey's school 1472 00:59:10,982 --> 00:59:12,505 told me that you bisexual. 1473 00:59:12,549 --> 00:59:13,854 She said you came down there 1474 00:59:13,898 --> 00:59:15,769 in these itty-bitty little short, short, shorts 1475 00:59:15,813 --> 00:59:17,423 all up in your behind. 1476 00:59:17,466 --> 00:59:18,816 She said don't nobody wear that kind of stuff 1477 00:59:18,859 --> 00:59:20,426 but bisexual men. 1478 00:59:20,469 --> 00:59:22,428 Now you know, Freddy, we don't deal with that kind of stuff 1479 00:59:22,471 --> 00:59:23,429 around here, you hear me? 1480 00:59:23,472 --> 00:59:24,952 - I'm metrosexual. - What? 1481 00:59:24,996 --> 00:59:27,476 - Metrosexual, they just mad because I can wear mediums. 1482 00:59:27,955 --> 00:59:30,262 Kanye West metrosexual, Puffy metrosexual, 1483 00:59:30,305 --> 00:59:31,568 Russell Simmons metrosexual. 1484 00:59:31,611 --> 00:59:33,744 - You know what, I got your metrosexual, here. 1485 00:59:35,572 --> 00:59:38,096 Don't play with me, boy. Don't play with me. 1486 00:59:43,754 --> 00:59:46,539 - What do you think Pastor's surprise is, Thelma? 1487 00:59:46,583 --> 00:59:50,499 - Hard to say, sister. I really have no idea. 1488 00:59:51,413 --> 00:59:52,937 - It ain't nothing, this is a trick to get us here 1489 00:59:52,980 --> 00:59:54,286 on a Monday night. 1490 00:59:54,329 --> 00:59:55,504 - You're probably right. 1491 00:59:57,028 --> 00:59:58,551 - You know what, baby, you need to have a little faith. 1492 00:59:58,595 --> 01:00:00,684 - Yeah right, ma, like churches ever did anything for me. 1493 01:00:00,727 --> 01:00:02,903 He's messing with my Halo minutes now. 1494 01:00:02,947 --> 01:00:04,688 - You need to hush up before I knock your teeth 1495 01:00:04,731 --> 01:00:05,993 in the back of your mouth. 1496 01:00:13,697 --> 01:00:15,524 - What's up, y'all? What's up? 1497 01:00:15,568 --> 01:00:17,570 - I sure better get my money after this stunt. 1498 01:00:17,614 --> 01:00:20,094 - We're back, Deacon Jones and I, as I promised 1499 01:00:20,138 --> 01:00:22,575 we would be here to do a healing. 1500 01:00:22,923 --> 01:00:23,968 - Yes! 1501 01:00:24,011 --> 01:00:25,273 - I don't believe you believe me. 1502 01:00:25,317 --> 01:00:28,755 I said tonight, somebody's gonna get healed. 1503 01:00:31,105 --> 01:00:33,455 The church has the spirit and I can feel it. 1504 01:00:34,152 --> 01:00:36,807 So I'll promise you this, by Easter Sunday, 1505 01:00:36,850 --> 01:00:38,547 you'll witness three miracles. 1506 01:00:40,898 --> 01:00:43,291 God is good, God is the answer. 1507 01:00:43,988 --> 01:00:47,469 So, with that, I need a volunteer from the audience. 1508 01:00:51,212 --> 01:00:52,344 You in the back. 1509 01:00:53,737 --> 01:00:54,825 - Me? 1510 01:00:54,868 --> 01:00:56,261 - Yes, you brother. What's your name? 1511 01:00:56,304 --> 01:00:57,784 - Frank. 1512 01:00:57,828 --> 01:00:58,829 - I'm sorry, speak up, I couldn't hear your name, brother. 1513 01:00:58,872 --> 01:00:59,960 - Frank. 1514 01:01:00,004 --> 01:01:01,483 - Come up here, brother, come up here. 1515 01:01:05,836 --> 01:01:07,098 - Did you pass gas? 1516 01:01:07,141 --> 01:01:08,839 - I told you I got gas. 1517 01:01:09,622 --> 01:01:10,884 - Jesus. 1518 01:01:11,842 --> 01:01:13,626 - What's the story, brother? 1519 01:01:14,888 --> 01:01:16,716 I see. That's incredible. 1520 01:01:16,760 --> 01:01:18,326 It's incredible, ladies and gentlemen. 1521 01:01:18,370 --> 01:01:19,980 This man's name is Frank. 1522 01:01:20,024 --> 01:01:22,504 Now Frank had his vocal cords severed by an alligator 1523 01:01:22,548 --> 01:01:25,159 on a vacation to Florida in 2004. 1524 01:01:25,203 --> 01:01:27,074 - Oh my Lord! 1525 01:01:27,118 --> 01:01:29,729 - What's worse, he walks like this, all bent over, 1526 01:01:29,773 --> 01:01:31,992 because the gator got a piece of his tailbone. 1527 01:01:32,036 --> 01:01:33,298 - Oh, Jesus! 1528 01:01:33,341 --> 01:01:34,473 - And his leg is messed up. 1529 01:01:36,040 --> 01:01:38,520 But God is good, and he's feeling like doing healing. 1530 01:01:39,217 --> 01:01:40,653 - Heal him, Lord. 1531 01:01:40,697 --> 01:01:43,700 - Over three nights, tonight, Wednesday, and Friday, 1532 01:01:43,743 --> 01:01:45,092 we're gonna heal this man. 1533 01:01:45,136 --> 01:01:46,964 But tonight, he's going to sing. 1534 01:01:49,706 --> 01:01:51,185 Do you believe, Frank? 1535 01:01:51,925 --> 01:01:54,101 I said, Frank, do you believe? 1536 01:01:54,536 --> 01:01:55,624 - I believe. 1537 01:01:55,668 --> 01:01:56,756 - Praise him. 1538 01:01:56,800 --> 01:01:58,236 - Deacon Jones, if you can assist me. 1539 01:01:58,279 --> 01:02:00,542 Deacon Jackson, if I have you come up here, brother. 1540 01:02:02,370 --> 01:02:03,807 Now hold on to him, now. 1541 01:02:03,850 --> 01:02:06,374 Grab him in a bear hug and don't let go, 1542 01:02:06,418 --> 01:02:08,986 because letting go is like letting go of God. 1543 01:02:11,466 --> 01:02:13,077 Let me just anoint him. 1544 01:02:13,120 --> 01:02:14,948 Just anoint him, anoint him! 1545 01:02:15,732 --> 01:02:16,515 - Holy shower. 1546 01:02:16,558 --> 01:02:17,255 - Give him a holy shower. 1547 01:02:17,298 --> 01:02:18,996 - Healing water, yes! 1548 01:02:19,039 --> 01:02:20,301 - Anoint him! 1549 01:02:22,173 --> 01:02:23,130 Calling God's holy serpent. 1550 01:02:23,174 --> 01:02:24,001 - Here it goes. 1551 01:02:24,044 --> 01:02:25,176 - Strike! Strike! 1552 01:02:25,219 --> 01:02:26,786 - Strike him, serpent. Strike him. 1553 01:02:26,830 --> 01:02:28,440 - Take out the demon, show us your baby teeth. 1554 01:02:28,483 --> 01:02:30,007 Baby teeth, baby teeth. 1555 01:02:30,050 --> 01:02:32,096 - Get that demon out of there. 1556 01:02:38,363 --> 01:02:40,104 - Leave it, leave it, Brother. 1557 01:02:40,147 --> 01:02:42,715 He's healing you, Brother. He's healing you. 1558 01:02:44,195 --> 01:02:45,762 - How you feeling, Frank? 1559 01:02:46,414 --> 01:02:47,764 I said, how you feeling, Frank? 1560 01:02:47,807 --> 01:02:49,983 - I feel like singing. 1561 01:02:53,378 --> 01:02:54,596 - Sing! 1562 01:02:58,644 --> 01:03:00,211 k I sing 1563 01:03:01,212 --> 01:03:06,217 k Because, 1564 01:03:08,132 --> 01:03:10,830 k I'm happy 1565 01:03:10,874 --> 01:03:11,831 - Oh my god! 1566 01:03:11,875 --> 01:03:14,007 k And I sing, 1567 01:03:14,312 --> 01:03:19,317 k Because 1568 01:03:21,406 --> 01:03:22,711 k I'm free k 1569 01:03:28,152 --> 01:03:30,067 - Be sure to join, Deacon Jones and myself 1570 01:03:30,110 --> 01:03:32,112 back here Wednesday night, bring your friends 1571 01:03:32,156 --> 01:03:34,636 and your family for another great feeling the spirit 1572 01:03:34,680 --> 01:03:35,899 through healing. 1573 01:03:35,942 --> 01:03:38,597 That's Wednesday night, I'll see you there. 1574 01:03:40,425 --> 01:03:42,949 - Hi, this is Brother Efrom from Bethel. 1575 01:03:43,428 --> 01:03:45,647 Yeah, this is the council office, right? 1576 01:03:46,953 --> 01:03:50,478 I'd like to check on two replacement ministers you sent us. 1577 01:03:52,350 --> 01:03:56,093 Cornelius, yes like Soul Train. 1578 01:03:57,224 --> 01:03:58,835 And Jones. 1579 01:04:02,490 --> 01:04:04,710 - Come on, man, that healing stuff ain't gonna work again. 1580 01:04:04,753 --> 01:04:06,364 - Man, we raised $1,300 last night. 1581 01:04:06,407 --> 01:04:07,887 - Yeah, last night. 1582 01:04:07,931 --> 01:04:10,107 - You don't know, people love healing. 1583 01:04:10,150 --> 01:04:12,936 - Hey, hey, hey pastor. Hey deacon. 1584 01:04:12,979 --> 01:04:14,894 - Hello sister, God breast you, I mean, bless you. 1585 01:04:14,938 --> 01:04:16,678 - Praise the Lord. 1586 01:04:17,070 --> 01:04:20,421 Look at you looking like a little dark-skin Gingerbread Man. 1587 01:04:22,119 --> 01:04:23,294 Kept you in the oven a little too long. 1588 01:04:23,337 --> 01:04:24,817 Pastor, I've been thinking and thinking, 1589 01:04:24,861 --> 01:04:27,254 and I came up with an idea straight from heaven above. 1590 01:04:27,298 --> 01:04:29,343 - Well if it's from heaven, sister, then it must be good. 1591 01:04:29,387 --> 01:04:30,127 - Oh yes. 1592 01:04:30,170 --> 01:04:31,519 - Praise him. 1593 01:04:31,563 --> 01:04:34,218 - Praise him, back in the day my grandmother used 1594 01:04:34,261 --> 01:04:35,523 to cook for everybody. 1595 01:04:35,567 --> 01:04:38,700 And so I love to cook, and do you love to eat? 1596 01:04:38,744 --> 01:04:39,527 - Oh I love to eat. 1597 01:04:39,571 --> 01:04:40,746 - You love to eat, okay. 1598 01:04:40,789 --> 01:04:41,486 - Oh yeah. 1599 01:04:41,529 --> 01:04:42,617 - You like breast meat? 1600 01:04:42,661 --> 01:04:43,618 - Oh I love breast meat. 1601 01:04:43,662 --> 01:04:45,490 - Ooh. Smothered breast? 1602 01:04:45,533 --> 01:04:46,795 - Smothered breast? Oh yes. 1603 01:04:46,839 --> 01:04:47,666 - Ooh. 1604 01:04:47,709 --> 01:04:48,710 - Put a little gravy on it. 1605 01:04:48,754 --> 01:04:49,973 - Gravy on it? - Yeah. 1606 01:04:50,016 --> 01:04:51,713 - Oh my goodness, what about thigh meat? 1607 01:04:51,757 --> 01:04:53,106 - Thigh meat? I love thigh meat. 1608 01:04:53,150 --> 01:04:54,238 - You like thigh meat? 1609 01:04:54,281 --> 01:04:55,239 - I lick 'em first and then I eat 'em. 1610 01:04:55,282 --> 01:04:57,154 - Oh, praise the Lord. 1611 01:04:57,719 --> 01:04:59,939 What we can do is have a Friday or Saturday night 1612 01:04:59,983 --> 01:05:01,419 cooking thing. 1613 01:05:01,462 --> 01:05:02,899 And that would encourage people to come back on Sunday. 1614 01:05:02,942 --> 01:05:04,204 - So what do you need from me? 1615 01:05:04,248 --> 01:05:05,553 - I just need your blessing. 1616 01:05:05,597 --> 01:05:06,685 - Oh you got that, sister. 1617 01:05:06,728 --> 01:05:09,166 - Oh! Well, thank you. Woo! I feel it. 1618 01:05:09,731 --> 01:05:11,429 Woo! That got my nipples hard. 1619 01:05:11,472 --> 01:05:14,432 You know, one more thing, the after school program. 1620 01:05:14,475 --> 01:05:15,650 - After school program? 1621 01:05:15,694 --> 01:05:17,435 - Yes, yes, I've been taking care of it, 1622 01:05:17,478 --> 01:05:19,828 me and the other girls, we just need a man to help us. 1623 01:05:19,872 --> 01:05:22,962 My son, Dee, needs a father--I mean, a father figure. 1624 01:05:23,006 --> 01:05:24,572 So it'll be here today at three. 1625 01:05:24,616 --> 01:05:25,704 - Today at three? 1626 01:05:25,747 --> 01:05:26,835 - Today at three. 1627 01:05:27,097 --> 01:05:28,533 You can handle that, can't you? 1628 01:05:29,360 --> 01:05:31,144 - Yeah, I can handle it. 1629 01:05:33,233 --> 01:05:34,713 Very funny. 1630 01:05:36,584 --> 01:05:39,370 Today's topic is lying. 1631 01:05:39,979 --> 01:05:40,937 Any liars out there? 1632 01:05:40,980 --> 01:05:43,026 - Everybody lies sometimes. 1633 01:05:43,069 --> 01:05:44,201 - Do you lie? 1634 01:05:44,244 --> 01:05:47,421 - Do I lie? Oh, no Deacon Jones. 1635 01:05:47,465 --> 01:05:49,206 And I love being here too, brother. 1636 01:05:49,249 --> 01:05:51,556 - I can see you're very influenced by that singer, 1637 01:05:51,991 --> 01:05:53,427 Chris Brown? 1638 01:05:53,471 --> 01:05:56,778 But you can't sing, you can't dance, you can't dress, 1639 01:05:56,822 --> 01:05:58,041 and you don't wear deodorant. 1640 01:06:00,304 --> 01:06:01,914 The Lord don't like lies. 1641 01:06:01,958 --> 01:06:05,135 There's only two lies that you can tell and be forgiven for. 1642 01:06:05,178 --> 01:06:08,747 The first one, is if let's say you're being chased 1643 01:06:08,790 --> 01:06:10,357 by an Asian gang. 1644 01:06:10,401 --> 01:06:11,968 - What? 1645 01:06:12,011 --> 01:06:16,276 - Just remember now, the Asians created dynamite and karate. 1646 01:06:16,320 --> 01:06:17,799 Which means that if they chasing you, 1647 01:06:17,843 --> 01:06:19,236 they gonna mess you up. 1648 01:06:19,279 --> 01:06:21,542 Another situation is if you're what they call, 1649 01:06:21,586 --> 01:06:23,327 a kleptomaniac. 1650 01:06:23,370 --> 01:06:26,504 The Lord forgives them because they can't help themselves. 1651 01:06:26,547 --> 01:06:27,984 - Do you know any kleptomaniacs? 1652 01:06:28,506 --> 01:06:31,465 - Of course not. I'm a deacon! 1653 01:06:31,900 --> 01:06:33,859 - What kind of deacon are you? 1654 01:06:34,164 --> 01:06:36,166 - I'm a deacon with an attitude, okay. 1655 01:06:37,906 --> 01:06:41,214 - God wants you to be prosperous. 1656 01:06:41,258 --> 01:06:44,696 And in your prosperity, kick us down some. 1657 01:06:45,131 --> 01:06:49,788 For each $1,000 tax-deductible donation to our institution, 1658 01:06:49,831 --> 01:06:54,836 you get back $5,000 in prayer. 1659 01:06:56,447 --> 01:06:57,665 God bless you. 1660 01:06:59,841 --> 01:07:02,888 - I want to be smooth as a baby's butt, you got me old man? 1661 01:07:02,931 --> 01:07:05,325 - I got you, big fella. You new in the area, huh? 1662 01:07:05,369 --> 01:07:07,632 Boy, you got some good hair. 1663 01:07:07,675 --> 01:07:09,590 You might have a little Indian in you, let me fluff it up 1664 01:07:09,634 --> 01:07:11,114 a little bit there, boy. 1665 01:07:12,115 --> 01:07:13,942 What tribe you from, the bald-headed tribe? 1666 01:07:14,291 --> 01:07:14,987 - He's in there. 1667 01:07:15,031 --> 01:07:16,249 - You see my Chee-chee? 1668 01:07:17,294 --> 01:07:18,991 - I say we can take him. 1669 01:07:19,035 --> 01:07:20,384 - I'll sit on him, that's what. 1670 01:07:21,472 --> 01:07:22,516 - What's going on over here? 1671 01:07:22,560 --> 01:07:24,605 - Oh, Deacon. 1672 01:07:25,041 --> 01:07:26,129 - Thank you for coming, Pastor. 1673 01:07:26,172 --> 01:07:27,869 My Chee-chee's been missing for days. 1674 01:07:27,913 --> 01:07:28,783 - Chee-chee? What's that? 1675 01:07:28,827 --> 01:07:29,567 - My dog. 1676 01:07:30,959 --> 01:07:32,135 - You know, I was just in the adult video store-- 1677 01:07:32,700 --> 01:07:34,267 Chee-chee's a dog, yeah, yeah. 1678 01:07:34,311 --> 01:07:35,703 - That man is always stealing dogs 1679 01:07:35,747 --> 01:07:36,661 in this neighborhood. 1680 01:07:36,704 --> 01:07:37,618 - Sister, we're here now. 1681 01:07:38,750 --> 01:07:40,143 - See what our problem is over here. 1682 01:07:43,276 --> 01:07:44,669 I see ugliness. 1683 01:07:45,235 --> 01:07:48,673 And as we know, the Lord does not like ugly. 1684 01:07:49,021 --> 01:07:51,023 Take a look at the ugliness yourself, brother. 1685 01:07:51,067 --> 01:07:52,981 You see that beast of iniquity. 1686 01:07:53,025 --> 01:07:54,853 - Yes, praise God. 1687 01:07:55,462 --> 01:07:57,116 - Deacon, you've heard of David and Goliath? 1688 01:07:57,160 --> 01:07:58,248 - Oh yes, brother. 1689 01:07:58,291 --> 01:07:59,510 - Well, I'm not fixin' to try that. 1690 01:08:00,076 --> 01:08:01,251 Mrs. Evelyn, why won't we get you another dog? 1691 01:08:04,080 --> 01:08:05,429 - No, no, Sister Evelyn, no. 1692 01:08:05,472 --> 01:08:07,387 Why would you tell her something like that, man? 1693 01:08:08,258 --> 01:08:09,824 - Old man, I'm not playing with you. 1694 01:08:09,868 --> 01:08:10,695 Hey man, what you doing! 1695 01:08:10,738 --> 01:08:11,783 - I'm sorry there big fella. 1696 01:08:11,826 --> 01:08:13,176 A little butter take care of that. 1697 01:08:14,133 --> 01:08:16,353 You think the Lone Ranger and Tonto are gay? 1698 01:08:16,396 --> 01:08:19,921 Anyone in that tight suit and mask on, "Kemo Sabe." 1699 01:08:19,965 --> 01:08:22,663 You know something was going on in that big tee. 1700 01:08:23,490 --> 01:08:25,013 - Shave my head, fool. 1701 01:08:26,841 --> 01:08:28,800 - You mind if we have a word with you, sir? 1702 01:08:28,843 --> 01:08:29,888 - P.D. 1703 01:08:31,063 --> 01:08:31,716 - Police? 1704 01:08:31,759 --> 01:08:33,021 - Pet detectives. 1705 01:08:33,065 --> 01:08:35,285 I'm Officer Fetchums, this is Officer Canine. 1706 01:08:35,850 --> 01:08:36,851 - Woof! 1707 01:08:38,462 --> 01:08:39,463 - Yeah, we got word you're in possession of a stolen dog. 1708 01:08:39,506 --> 01:08:40,768 - Who says? 1709 01:08:40,812 --> 01:08:42,292 - Officer Canine, you want to respond to that? 1710 01:08:42,335 --> 01:08:44,163 - Hey, society's got a place for you. 1711 01:08:44,207 --> 01:08:45,556 You going down. 1712 01:08:45,947 --> 01:08:47,166 - Watch what you say, big fella. 1713 01:08:47,210 --> 01:08:48,950 Remember what happened to Michael Vick. 1714 01:08:49,473 --> 01:08:50,865 No more touchdowns. 1715 01:08:51,301 --> 01:08:52,737 - I ain't stole no dog. 1716 01:08:52,780 --> 01:08:53,955 - Oh you stole it. 1717 01:08:53,999 --> 01:08:55,566 - This is my dog. 1718 01:08:55,609 --> 01:08:56,958 - Man, look at that dog's little glittery collar, 1719 01:08:57,002 --> 01:08:58,003 that ain't your dog. 1720 01:08:58,046 --> 01:08:58,917 What's his name? 1721 01:08:58,960 --> 01:09:00,048 - Booty. 1722 01:09:00,092 --> 01:09:01,615 - We didn't ask for your hero's name. 1723 01:09:01,659 --> 01:09:03,182 What's the dog name? 1724 01:09:04,488 --> 01:09:06,403 - Man, you slapped me? 1725 01:09:06,446 --> 01:09:08,231 - Got bugs in here, I'm sorry big dog. 1726 01:09:08,274 --> 01:09:09,797 - Booty? Booty? 1727 01:09:09,841 --> 01:09:11,321 - That's a dumb dog. 1728 01:09:11,364 --> 01:09:12,496 - You think I'm playing with you? 1729 01:09:12,539 --> 01:09:13,366 - Ouch! 1730 01:09:13,410 --> 01:09:14,672 - Sorry, big fella. 1731 01:09:14,715 --> 01:09:16,152 - Man you cut me again, I will choke you out. 1732 01:09:16,195 --> 01:09:16,891 - Call it in. 1733 01:09:16,935 --> 01:09:17,501 - Right now. 1734 01:09:17,544 --> 01:09:18,241 - Calling po-po? 1735 01:09:18,284 --> 01:09:19,546 - Call it in. 1736 01:09:19,590 --> 01:09:20,939 - Hello? Yeah, we found the perp with the pooch. 1737 01:09:21,635 --> 01:09:22,984 We found the dog, too. 1738 01:09:23,333 --> 01:09:24,769 It's like a dusty tarantula. 1739 01:09:24,812 --> 01:09:26,205 Eh Junior, keep your eyes on his eye, look like he's 1740 01:09:26,249 --> 01:09:27,293 reaching for something. 1741 01:09:27,337 --> 01:09:28,381 - You talking about my eye? 1742 01:09:28,425 --> 01:09:30,035 - We talking about your eye, what. 1743 01:09:30,078 --> 01:09:32,211 - Nobody talks about my eye. 1744 01:09:32,255 --> 01:09:33,821 - Yeah, we talking about your eye. 1745 01:09:33,865 --> 01:09:36,781 You think because you got a big ass head and a wide neck, 1746 01:09:36,824 --> 01:09:38,435 we supposed to be intimidated. 1747 01:09:40,088 --> 01:09:43,788 Let me tell you something, player. The dog is stolen. 1748 01:09:44,832 --> 01:09:49,489 You stole it, see, we know that's Mrs. Evelyn's dog. 1749 01:09:49,533 --> 01:09:53,189 You stole it, she sent us over here to get it back. 1750 01:09:53,493 --> 01:09:55,452 So give me that goddamn dog! 1751 01:09:56,409 --> 01:09:57,410 - Uh-oh. 1752 01:09:57,802 --> 01:09:59,804 - You hit me in the head. 1753 01:10:00,457 --> 01:10:01,849 - I'll be outside, man. 1754 01:10:02,807 --> 01:10:03,851 - We done done it now. 1755 01:10:03,895 --> 01:10:04,896 There's no going back-- 1756 01:10:06,289 --> 01:10:07,855 - You slapped me? 1757 01:10:08,987 --> 01:10:12,382 If you wanna slap me, slap me! 1758 01:10:12,817 --> 01:10:14,601 Slap me! Slap me! 1759 01:10:17,952 --> 01:10:19,215 Now who's soft! 1760 01:10:21,913 --> 01:10:24,437 Now everybody pay for my haircut! Give it up! 1761 01:10:26,526 --> 01:10:27,919 Give me your money! 1762 01:10:30,095 --> 01:10:32,445 - Do you love, love, love the Lord? 1763 01:10:32,489 --> 01:10:35,753 Because he love, love, love, you! 1764 01:10:35,796 --> 01:10:40,801 And he can change your life, like magic! 1765 01:10:41,976 --> 01:10:43,021 She-bow! 1766 01:10:44,588 --> 01:10:46,111 - Okay now, I brought y'all here to get y'all in shape. 1767 01:10:46,154 --> 01:10:48,244 Y'all soldiers in God's army, okay. You gotta shake it. 1768 01:10:48,287 --> 01:10:49,680 Let's go, here we go. 1769 01:10:50,028 --> 01:10:52,204 Hear that? It's a joyful noise! 1770 01:11:04,564 --> 01:11:06,218 Bring it around, bring it around. 1771 01:11:08,481 --> 01:11:09,700 - Booty shake? 1772 01:11:10,266 --> 01:11:13,094 - Action Jackson! Deacon Jackson, give it to 'em! 1773 01:11:13,530 --> 01:11:16,010 Lord Jesus in the house, he's here. 1774 01:11:16,359 --> 01:11:18,839 - Deacon Jones done did his homework, okay. 1775 01:11:18,883 --> 01:11:21,712 Now we gonna see how good y'all know your stuff. 1776 01:11:22,365 --> 01:11:23,496 - Deacon Jones, I got a question to ask, 1777 01:11:23,540 --> 01:11:24,758 but I don't want to get in trouble. 1778 01:11:25,977 --> 01:11:27,631 Is Pastor bisexual? 1779 01:11:28,371 --> 01:11:29,763 Because everybody keep saying that. 1780 01:11:29,807 --> 01:11:31,722 - How dare you say something like that. 1781 01:11:32,592 --> 01:11:34,333 - You're not holding a tune. We're trying to, 1782 01:11:39,817 --> 01:11:44,822 - O-ha-ra! O-ha-ra! Everybody, O-ha-ra! O-ha-ra! 1783 01:11:47,868 --> 01:11:49,914 - I'm what they call a modern-day hero, 1784 01:11:49,957 --> 01:11:51,307 you know what I mean? 1785 01:11:51,350 --> 01:11:55,049 - Oh, you're touching me. Ooh! That's-- 1786 01:11:55,572 --> 01:11:57,051 Ooh, Jesus. 1787 01:11:57,356 --> 01:11:59,793 - Okay, that's better, Sam. Just feel that beat! 1788 01:11:59,837 --> 01:12:01,142 Feel that beat. 1789 01:12:01,491 --> 01:12:02,970 - I'll know a beat when I hear it. 1790 01:12:03,493 --> 01:12:05,799 - Well, when is you gonna hear it? 1791 01:12:07,148 --> 01:12:08,193 - Can I help you? 1792 01:12:08,236 --> 01:12:09,673 - Just looking for the Pastor. 1793 01:12:09,716 --> 01:12:11,631 - He's not here right now. He'll be back soon though. 1794 01:12:11,675 --> 01:12:13,024 You can sit and wait. 1795 01:12:13,067 --> 01:12:14,591 - You don't know what you're doing, 1796 01:12:14,634 --> 01:12:16,375 and you ain't even black. 1797 01:12:17,724 --> 01:12:18,682 - Something funny? 1798 01:12:18,725 --> 01:12:20,423 - Y'all sound horrible. 1799 01:12:21,032 --> 01:12:23,034 - Let's try this one more time, okay guys. 1800 01:12:23,077 --> 01:12:26,516 One, two, one, two, three, go and. 1801 01:12:38,658 --> 01:12:39,877 - Where's Frank at? 1802 01:12:41,400 --> 01:12:42,445 - I don't know. 1803 01:12:42,488 --> 01:12:44,055 - Man, he should've been here by now. 1804 01:12:44,098 --> 01:12:46,362 It's at least 200 people out there waiting for the healing. 1805 01:12:46,405 --> 01:12:49,016 People expecting a show, we gotta give it to them. 1806 01:12:49,060 --> 01:12:51,367 - I said he's gonna be here, he's gonna be here. 1807 01:12:51,410 --> 01:12:53,934 - Should've been here before now. 1808 01:12:54,500 --> 01:12:55,980 If Frank's not here, it's over with. 1809 01:12:56,023 --> 01:12:57,416 Might as well leave right now. 1810 01:12:57,460 --> 01:12:59,418 - Pastor, Frank can't make it tonight. 1811 01:12:59,462 --> 01:13:00,985 He got into one of them rehab centers-- 1812 01:13:01,028 --> 01:13:02,378 - Rehab? He ain't even-- 1813 01:13:02,421 --> 01:13:03,727 - Well anyway, seeing this change of circumstances, 1814 01:13:03,770 --> 01:13:05,816 I volunteer myself to be healed. 1815 01:13:05,859 --> 01:13:07,078 - Benny, you don't need to be healed. 1816 01:13:07,121 --> 01:13:09,080 - Yeah I do, look at my leg, I walk funny. 1817 01:13:09,123 --> 01:13:10,429 - Did you hear that? 1818 01:13:10,473 --> 01:13:14,085 Hey everybody! We're gonna heal Benny. 1819 01:13:14,128 --> 01:13:15,565 - No, no, no, no! 1820 01:13:18,350 --> 01:13:20,439 - Preacher, it gives me so much pain. 1821 01:13:20,483 --> 01:13:22,398 - Man, you don't need no healing man. 1822 01:13:22,441 --> 01:13:23,790 - Yes, I do. 1823 01:13:23,834 --> 01:13:25,139 - Man, that's from wearing clogs back in the 60's. 1824 01:13:25,705 --> 01:13:27,968 - You can do it, Reverend, you got the power! 1825 01:13:28,012 --> 01:13:30,275 - If you can heal Stanky Franky, why can't you heal me? 1826 01:13:30,318 --> 01:13:31,537 - Come on. Come on! 1827 01:13:45,551 --> 01:13:48,467 Benny, we all know God loves you. 1828 01:13:48,511 --> 01:13:51,427 I love you, they love you Benny. 1829 01:13:53,733 --> 01:13:57,345 Do you love, Benny? 1830 01:14:00,305 --> 01:14:02,176 You're one of God's greatest workers. 1831 01:14:02,220 --> 01:14:04,657 I want to call God, I'm calling you God. 1832 01:14:04,701 --> 01:14:07,181 Don't check the caller ID, it's just me trying 1833 01:14:07,225 --> 01:14:08,444 to heal Benny. 1834 01:14:09,706 --> 01:14:10,794 You ready? 1835 01:14:17,975 --> 01:14:19,019 Heal! 1836 01:14:23,720 --> 01:14:24,808 - I feel better. 1837 01:14:33,251 --> 01:14:34,557 - What you done did, man? 1838 01:14:34,600 --> 01:14:36,341 - I ain't do nothing. You see that? 1839 01:14:46,351 --> 01:14:48,309 - Very entertaining show, Pastor. 1840 01:14:48,353 --> 01:14:49,528 - You like that, huh? 1841 01:14:49,572 --> 01:14:51,530 - Too bad both of you are fakes. 1842 01:14:51,574 --> 01:14:52,400 - What? 1843 01:14:52,444 --> 01:14:54,011 - I know what you're doing. 1844 01:14:54,054 --> 01:14:55,839 You're bamboozling the people, you're leading them astray, 1845 01:14:55,882 --> 01:14:58,015 you're tying them to balloons and letting them go. 1846 01:14:58,058 --> 01:15:00,583 I'm watching you, I'm watching both of you. 1847 01:15:05,805 --> 01:15:07,851 k Do you trust me 1848 01:15:08,416 --> 01:15:10,767 k When I'm out here on the streets 1849 01:15:10,810 --> 01:15:12,856 k Out here hustling 1850 01:15:13,639 --> 01:15:16,250 k Baby yet do you run from me k 1851 01:15:16,599 --> 01:15:20,341 - Hello, I'm Reverend Paid, please join us in our annual 1852 01:15:20,385 --> 01:15:22,866 couples-only counseling cruise. 1853 01:15:22,909 --> 01:15:25,564 This year, we've got a bigger boat, and a better cook. 1854 01:15:25,608 --> 01:15:27,348 No more food poisoning. 1855 01:15:27,740 --> 01:15:29,786 And I'm ready to get my hands dirty. 1856 01:15:29,829 --> 01:15:34,051 God wants you and your beloved to be blessed. 1857 01:15:34,094 --> 01:15:37,620 Remember, it's Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve. 1858 01:15:49,719 --> 01:15:50,807 - Bethel. 1859 01:15:51,547 --> 01:15:53,070 Yes, this is Brother Efrom. 1860 01:15:55,551 --> 01:15:57,335 Wait, wait, wait, say that again? 1861 01:16:01,731 --> 01:16:03,167 Thank you. 1862 01:16:08,389 --> 01:16:11,915 Roach Stompers, okay. 1863 01:16:12,829 --> 01:16:16,136 You want to play? We'll play. 1864 01:16:20,271 --> 01:16:21,489 - Hello? 1865 01:16:22,621 --> 01:16:23,753 - You look good. 1866 01:16:23,796 --> 01:16:25,102 - Pastor? 1867 01:16:26,190 --> 01:16:28,540 - Hey, Miss Tanya, what's up girl how you doing? 1868 01:16:28,584 --> 01:16:30,237 - Good, good to see you. 1869 01:16:30,281 --> 01:16:31,238 - Always a pleasure. 1870 01:16:31,282 --> 01:16:32,675 - You're doing such a good job. 1871 01:16:33,763 --> 01:16:34,764 - I'm doing great. 1872 01:16:34,807 --> 01:16:36,243 - I've got it right here for you. 1873 01:16:36,635 --> 01:16:39,159 - Just a lot of work around this area for roaches. 1874 01:16:41,248 --> 01:16:42,119 Yeah. 1875 01:16:42,598 --> 01:16:43,729 - I appreciate it. 1876 01:16:45,426 --> 01:16:46,602 I gotta go now, I'ma talk to you soon. 1877 01:16:46,645 --> 01:16:47,733 - Freddy? 1878 01:16:48,734 --> 01:16:49,996 Freddy? 1879 01:16:50,649 --> 01:16:51,998 Yo, what's up man? 1880 01:16:52,608 --> 01:16:54,218 This the dude I've been telling you about, right here. 1881 01:16:54,261 --> 01:16:55,741 - Oh man I heard so much about you, 1882 01:16:55,785 --> 01:16:57,047 you're like a Roach Stomping guru. 1883 01:16:57,090 --> 01:16:58,309 - So what's up, man, how you holding up? 1884 01:16:58,352 --> 01:17:00,267 Man, since you lost your job and everything? 1885 01:17:00,311 --> 01:17:01,399 - Bring that down. 1886 01:17:01,442 --> 01:17:02,618 - Oh, let me talk to you real quick. 1887 01:17:02,661 --> 01:17:04,315 Did you and Junior steal some money? 1888 01:17:04,358 --> 01:17:05,621 - We ain't steal nothing, nigga. 1889 01:17:05,664 --> 01:17:06,752 - It's cool, you know, but you look good, man, 1890 01:17:06,796 --> 01:17:08,145 the suit, dressed down. 1891 01:17:08,188 --> 01:17:10,103 That's crazy, because, you know, I'm so used to you 1892 01:17:10,147 --> 01:17:12,062 wearing that bug outfit. 1893 01:17:12,105 --> 01:17:14,412 This dude was so dedicated, he used to sleep 1894 01:17:14,455 --> 01:17:15,718 in that uniform. 1895 01:17:15,761 --> 01:17:17,676 Hey, tell him about the time with them girls. 1896 01:17:17,720 --> 01:17:19,939 We ran that Amtrak on them hos! 1897 01:17:21,506 --> 01:17:24,727 Okay, next stop, Monkeyville. Up high. 1898 01:17:26,772 --> 01:17:28,339 Oh wait, hold on. Roach Stompers. 1899 01:17:28,774 --> 01:17:29,645 Okay, we around the corner, man. 1900 01:17:29,688 --> 01:17:30,689 - Roach Stompers? 1901 01:17:31,690 --> 01:17:33,126 - Yo, we gotta get out of here, man, 1902 01:17:33,170 --> 01:17:34,562 we gotta kill some more roaches, you know about that. 1903 01:17:35,738 --> 01:17:37,783 You changed. You really changed. 1904 01:17:37,827 --> 01:17:39,872 You know what, let's go. Like this dude is so Hollywood. 1905 01:17:40,307 --> 01:17:41,482 You know what I'm saying, he got the suit on 1906 01:17:41,526 --> 01:17:43,354 with no job, you just got fired. 1907 01:17:45,486 --> 01:17:46,705 - Mm-hmm. - Let me-- 1908 01:17:46,749 --> 01:17:49,577 - No, no, no, no. Pastor, right? 1909 01:17:50,143 --> 01:17:52,058 Now, I don't know what all that was about. 1910 01:17:52,102 --> 01:17:53,625 Little Amtrak train? 1911 01:17:53,669 --> 01:17:54,800 I don't know if those were your little boyfriends or not. 1912 01:17:56,454 --> 01:17:58,369 I know how things go, all right? 1913 01:17:58,412 --> 01:18:00,153 Sometimes, life puts us in a situation 1914 01:18:00,197 --> 01:18:01,894 that we can't get out of. 1915 01:18:04,505 --> 01:18:08,205 But I like you, Pastor. Don't disappoint me. 1916 01:18:10,250 --> 01:18:11,730 I got my eye on you. 1917 01:18:15,081 --> 01:18:16,517 Buenas Noches. 1918 01:18:27,703 --> 01:18:29,617 - Okay, time to go, time to go. 1919 01:18:29,661 --> 01:18:30,357 - Freddy? 1920 01:18:30,401 --> 01:18:31,619 - Yeah? 1921 01:18:31,663 --> 01:18:32,925 - You need to calm down. 1922 01:18:32,969 --> 01:18:34,100 - I'm calm, what do you mean calm down? 1923 01:18:34,144 --> 01:18:35,449 - You ain't calm, man. 1924 01:18:36,537 --> 01:18:38,888 - I'm calm, cool, and collected, man. I'm calm. 1925 01:18:38,931 --> 01:18:40,280 - They gonna see-- - Ready Reverend? 1926 01:18:41,194 --> 01:18:42,587 - How you doing, boy? 1927 01:18:42,630 --> 01:18:44,023 I see you got the little Steve Harvey hairline going. 1928 01:18:44,067 --> 01:18:47,766 - Yeah, Big Ben is back, baby. 1929 01:18:47,810 --> 01:18:49,463 But Reverend, there's a big crowd out there. 1930 01:18:49,507 --> 01:18:50,726 You know, Easter and all. 1931 01:18:50,769 --> 01:18:51,552 - Good crowd? 1932 01:18:51,596 --> 01:18:52,815 - Yeah, see you later. 1933 01:18:52,858 --> 01:18:54,294 - Go on ahead with your bad self, all right. 1934 01:18:54,338 --> 01:18:55,731 Take care, Benny. 1935 01:18:55,774 --> 01:18:58,472 - Reverend, a lot of people depending on you guys, 1936 01:18:59,256 --> 01:19:00,648 doing a great thing here. 1937 01:19:00,692 --> 01:19:02,172 And thank you for giving me this chance. 1938 01:19:02,215 --> 01:19:04,087 - No Benny, thank you. 1939 01:19:08,352 --> 01:19:10,920 - That's the last time, okay? The last time. 1940 01:19:10,963 --> 01:19:12,008 - Man, what you talking about? 1941 01:19:12,051 --> 01:19:13,749 - That man believes in you. 1942 01:19:13,792 --> 01:19:15,054 - Man, that man ain't believe in me. 1943 01:19:15,098 --> 01:19:16,490 - This the last time, all right? Get serious. 1944 01:19:16,534 --> 01:19:18,014 - I'm serious. - All right. 1945 01:19:18,536 --> 01:19:19,189 - Let's go. 1946 01:19:19,232 --> 01:19:20,756 - Stop showing off. 1947 01:19:20,799 --> 01:19:21,669 - You too damn serious, that's who's too serious. 1948 01:19:25,761 --> 01:19:27,763 That's a nice crowd right there, boy. 1949 01:19:28,764 --> 01:19:29,939 - He sneaky. 1950 01:19:30,330 --> 01:19:31,767 - Come on, come on, get inside. 1951 01:19:35,901 --> 01:19:37,207 I got something to tell you. 1952 01:19:38,469 --> 01:19:39,513 Promise not to get mad. 1953 01:19:39,557 --> 01:19:41,037 - What you done did now? 1954 01:19:41,080 --> 01:19:44,257 - Okay look, Miss Tanya know about us. 1955 01:19:44,301 --> 01:19:46,216 She know about you and she know about me. 1956 01:19:47,608 --> 01:19:49,872 She know we not, she knows you're not a deacon, 1957 01:19:49,915 --> 01:19:51,308 and I'm not a preacher. 1958 01:19:51,351 --> 01:19:52,831 She know we used to work at Roach Stompers, 1959 01:19:52,875 --> 01:19:54,180 she know everything. 1960 01:19:54,224 --> 01:19:56,443 It's not my fault. Junior, it's not my fault-- 1961 01:19:56,487 --> 01:19:57,575 - Shut up! 1962 01:19:58,924 --> 01:20:00,926 Okay, that's first of all. Just shut up. 1963 01:20:00,970 --> 01:20:03,102 Okay, second of all, I want you to know something, 1964 01:20:03,146 --> 01:20:05,975 I like Miss Tanya, okay? She like me. 1965 01:20:06,018 --> 01:20:09,239 Things was going well smooth, but that's besides the point. 1966 01:20:09,282 --> 01:20:10,980 We got a much bigger problem. 1967 01:20:11,023 --> 01:20:13,634 Our much bigger problem is there's a gang after us, 1968 01:20:13,678 --> 01:20:16,855 they beat us with bamboo sticks, remember? 1969 01:20:16,899 --> 01:20:20,467 Now, there's $8,000 out there, and you got to get it. 1970 01:20:20,511 --> 01:20:22,905 Okay, because you said you had the plan. 1971 01:20:22,948 --> 01:20:24,254 And what did I tell you I was going to do 1972 01:20:24,297 --> 01:20:26,822 if the plan didn't work? 1973 01:20:28,171 --> 01:20:28,954 - No, no-- 1974 01:20:28,998 --> 01:20:30,956 - I'ma bust your ass. 1975 01:20:31,000 --> 01:20:33,567 It ain't gonna be $10,000 ass whooping, 1976 01:20:33,611 --> 01:20:35,700 because that was seven days ago. 1977 01:20:35,743 --> 01:20:37,571 Now, we got compounded interest. 1978 01:20:37,615 --> 01:20:40,009 That's $10,000 with seven days interest. 1979 01:20:40,052 --> 01:20:44,317 That adds up to, a big ass whooping! 1980 01:20:44,361 --> 01:20:47,407 I don't even know if you got enough ass to pay that bill. 1981 01:20:47,451 --> 01:20:49,235 Okay, let's get out of here and get this money, right? 1982 01:20:49,279 --> 01:20:51,020 - I'ma come right behind you, okay? 1983 01:20:51,063 --> 01:20:52,282 Right after you, okay? 1984 01:20:57,461 --> 01:21:00,899 k Out of glory, Lord up high 1985 01:21:02,901 --> 01:21:04,337 - Bring your ass out here! 1986 01:21:04,381 --> 01:21:05,686 - I was right behind you, the door got stuck. 1987 01:21:26,055 --> 01:21:27,186 - You think the Oharas are bad. 1988 01:21:27,230 --> 01:21:28,318 Man, your mama's out there, man. 1989 01:21:28,361 --> 01:21:30,059 - I know, I just saw her. I saw that. 1990 01:21:30,102 --> 01:21:31,712 - Now hurry, we need that $2,000 and we out of here. 1991 01:21:31,756 --> 01:21:32,931 - Hey daddy. 1992 01:21:36,108 --> 01:21:38,458 - Brothers and Sisters, what an amazing week. 1993 01:21:43,115 --> 01:21:44,943 Amazing. - Amazing. 1994 01:21:46,336 --> 01:21:47,990 - But I stand before you humbled. 1995 01:21:48,729 --> 01:21:49,774 - Humbled. 1996 01:21:50,601 --> 01:21:52,908 - See, I messed up this week. 1997 01:21:53,125 --> 01:21:54,039 - Messed up. 1998 01:21:54,083 --> 01:21:54,997 - Screwed up bad. 1999 01:21:55,258 --> 01:21:56,476 - Screwed up bad. 2000 01:21:58,087 --> 01:21:59,566 - Never meant to hurt nobody. 2001 01:22:00,002 --> 01:22:01,351 - Never meant it. 2002 01:22:01,394 --> 01:22:03,092 - But I gotta come clean. 2003 01:22:04,615 --> 01:22:07,183 You see, I ain't a Preacher. 2004 01:22:08,575 --> 01:22:10,795 - Oh my Lord! 2005 01:22:10,838 --> 01:22:12,971 - I told you babe, they're phonies. 2006 01:22:13,015 --> 01:22:14,494 - She ain't your babe. 2007 01:22:15,974 --> 01:22:17,410 - Just wait till you get home. 2008 01:22:18,629 --> 01:22:20,283 - This whole thing was a hustle. 2009 01:22:21,110 --> 01:22:23,808 Because I owed the karate kids the money. 2010 01:22:24,417 --> 01:22:28,160 What I really want to say is y'all good people 2011 01:22:28,204 --> 01:22:30,380 and I never set out to hurt anyone. 2012 01:22:32,034 --> 01:22:35,167 I did lie, but it all sort of just happened. 2013 01:22:35,211 --> 01:22:38,083 See, this money dropped and then there was this chase 2014 01:22:38,127 --> 01:22:39,955 and then we were mistaken for replacement ministers 2015 01:22:39,998 --> 01:22:41,043 here at the church. 2016 01:22:41,086 --> 01:22:42,827 - How could you do that to me? 2017 01:22:43,349 --> 01:22:46,004 - Then I fell in love with this beautiful woman. 2018 01:22:46,787 --> 01:22:49,225 A woman I could never in this life hope to deserve. 2019 01:22:51,314 --> 01:22:52,880 We bug exterminators. 2020 01:22:53,490 --> 01:22:54,882 Roach Stompers. 2021 01:22:55,666 --> 01:22:56,841 - Look at his feet, we should've known 2022 01:22:56,884 --> 01:22:58,147 he was stomping something. 2023 01:22:58,538 --> 01:22:59,670 - Shyster! 2024 01:23:00,976 --> 01:23:03,152 - Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. 2025 01:23:03,195 --> 01:23:08,200 - Get off the stage! That's holy ground you're standing on! 2026 01:23:10,550 --> 01:23:12,988 - Y'all missing the big picture here, okay. 2027 01:23:13,031 --> 01:23:17,731 Think about it, even though Freddy wasn't no real minister, 2028 01:23:18,863 --> 01:23:20,343 he was a pretty good one. 2029 01:23:20,386 --> 01:23:21,779 - He was all right. 2030 01:23:24,651 --> 01:23:27,002 - What about the clothes closet, huh? Reopened. 2031 01:23:27,915 --> 01:23:29,700 Mrs. Evelyn, she got her dog back. 2032 01:23:30,701 --> 01:23:31,963 - I got my dog back! 2033 01:23:34,052 --> 01:23:35,967 - I know that because I got knocked out getting him. 2034 01:23:36,011 --> 01:23:38,187 - That man did knock him out. 2035 01:23:38,230 --> 01:23:40,624 - Miss Tanya, you got a whole new ministry. 2036 01:23:42,800 --> 01:23:45,933 And Benny, Benny was healed. 2037 01:23:50,590 --> 01:23:53,158 Oh yeah, a lot of good things have taken place 2038 01:23:53,202 --> 01:23:55,291 in this church this week. 2039 01:23:55,639 --> 01:24:00,296 And lo and behold, Pastor Freddy's greatest work, 2040 01:24:02,167 --> 01:24:04,430 is what y'all looking at right now, 2041 01:24:04,474 --> 01:24:07,216 is a diagnosed kleptomaniac. 2042 01:24:09,218 --> 01:24:13,048 But after getting knocked out cold, after getting beat 2043 01:24:13,874 --> 01:24:16,529 with bamboo sticks all about the head, face and neck, 2044 01:24:17,269 --> 01:24:19,010 I decided I would never steal again. 2045 01:24:21,795 --> 01:24:24,363 That's all because of Pastor. 2046 01:24:28,367 --> 01:24:29,847 Can I get an Amen? 2047 01:24:30,761 --> 01:24:32,980 And in closing, I'd just like to say, y'all should 2048 01:24:33,024 --> 01:24:34,547 thank Pastor for that. 2049 01:24:34,591 --> 01:24:36,245 If it wasn't for Pastor Freddy, 2050 01:24:36,288 --> 01:24:39,117 Junior been done robbed all of y'all 2051 01:24:39,161 --> 01:24:41,076 about four, five times already. 2052 01:24:42,599 --> 01:24:44,079 - Excuse me, young man. 2053 01:24:46,690 --> 01:24:51,173 - I think I have a right to say something here. 2054 01:25:07,450 --> 01:25:09,582 This here is my church. 2055 01:25:10,322 --> 01:25:14,152 And young Freddy has said that he admits 2056 01:25:14,196 --> 01:25:15,588 to hustling us. 2057 01:25:17,199 --> 01:25:18,852 Well I won't have it! 2058 01:25:22,029 --> 01:25:26,599 I think you two have it all wrong, the both of you. 2059 01:25:27,731 --> 01:25:30,864 I hear what you're saying, Junior, about good deeds, 2060 01:25:30,908 --> 01:25:32,431 and I agree with you. 2061 01:25:32,475 --> 01:25:36,348 But what I can't agree with is the contention 2062 01:25:36,392 --> 01:25:39,308 that Freddy hustled us. 2063 01:25:43,094 --> 01:25:45,314 You think you hustled these people? 2064 01:25:46,924 --> 01:25:49,796 Well I think God hustled you. 2065 01:25:53,974 --> 01:25:57,761 Hustled you into holding my church down 2066 01:25:57,804 --> 01:25:59,589 until I could return. 2067 01:26:00,981 --> 01:26:04,115 Look at all the good, you think you did that on your own. 2068 01:26:04,159 --> 01:26:06,335 That was God's work. 2069 01:26:10,556 --> 01:26:14,560 And when God speaks to you like that directly, son, 2070 01:26:14,604 --> 01:26:16,823 you must listen. 2071 01:26:18,521 --> 01:26:20,087 - This is my church! 2072 01:26:21,306 --> 01:26:23,743 I'm next in line, you was supposed to hack your way 2073 01:26:23,787 --> 01:26:25,963 all the way to the hospital for the last time. 2074 01:26:26,006 --> 01:26:27,443 You was supposed to be dead. 2075 01:26:28,183 --> 01:26:32,230 And you, you fake Don Cornelius, Soul Train dancing, 2076 01:26:32,274 --> 01:26:33,666 pop-locking and you ain't nothing 2077 01:26:33,710 --> 01:26:35,755 but a wolf in pimp's clothing. 2078 01:26:35,799 --> 01:26:37,540 And all y'all his hos! 2079 01:26:39,150 --> 01:26:41,805 And you, I was gonna make you the future Mrs. Efrom. 2080 01:26:41,848 --> 01:26:43,546 - And look it here, you better get on out this church 2081 01:26:43,589 --> 01:26:44,895 before I put a whipping on you. 2082 01:26:44,938 --> 01:26:45,983 - What? 2083 01:26:46,026 --> 01:26:47,245 - I'll give you a front row seat! 2084 01:26:47,289 --> 01:26:48,638 - You ain't nothing! 2085 01:26:54,252 --> 01:26:57,995 - Freddy, you have raised 8 of the $10,000 you need, 2086 01:26:58,038 --> 01:26:59,126 is that correct? 2087 01:26:59,170 --> 01:27:00,258 - That's correct. 2088 01:27:00,302 --> 01:27:02,086 - Well I thank the congregation. 2089 01:27:03,435 --> 01:27:04,784 We have to help them out. 2090 01:27:05,785 --> 01:27:08,614 I think we should make a collection. 2091 01:27:10,268 --> 01:27:13,358 The church is supposed to help souls in trouble. 2092 01:27:14,272 --> 01:27:17,536 And we have to help young Freddy, 2093 01:27:17,580 --> 01:27:20,235 because he held this church down 2094 01:27:20,800 --> 01:27:22,062 for the past week. 2095 01:27:22,106 --> 01:27:23,760 Now we gotta help him through this trouble. 2096 01:27:24,543 --> 01:27:25,849 Music? 2097 01:27:28,286 --> 01:27:29,374 - Jesus! 2098 01:27:33,639 --> 01:27:35,119 - I wish I could dress like that. 2099 01:27:41,647 --> 01:27:43,258 - Where is my money? 2100 01:27:43,780 --> 01:27:45,085 - He got it. 2101 01:27:47,392 --> 01:27:48,654 - He got it. 2102 01:27:49,829 --> 01:27:51,744 - I think it's time for a collection. 2103 01:28:03,887 --> 01:28:05,280 - Move a little faster! 2104 01:28:12,199 --> 01:28:15,115 - Now get out of my church. 2105 01:28:15,986 --> 01:28:17,901 - That's right, get your ass out of here! 2106 01:28:19,206 --> 01:28:20,904 - I hope you choke on an egg roll! 2107 01:28:22,949 --> 01:28:24,255 - Can we have some music? 2108 01:28:24,299 --> 01:28:25,648 - My pleasure, Rev. 2109 01:28:30,305 --> 01:28:32,132 - Come on baby, go and play the piano. 2110 01:28:32,176 --> 01:28:33,525 That's my baby. 2111 01:28:37,224 --> 01:28:39,662 k Lay awake at night 2112 01:28:39,705 --> 01:28:42,099 k Right beneath the street 2113 01:28:42,142 --> 01:28:43,492 - Do you believe this happened? 2114 01:28:43,535 --> 01:28:45,494 They really stood up for us. 2115 01:28:45,537 --> 01:28:47,452 - Nobody ever did that for me before. 2116 01:28:47,496 --> 01:28:48,888 We got to change. 2117 01:28:50,237 --> 01:28:52,370 - You gotta stop stealing, that's what it is. 2118 01:28:52,936 --> 01:28:53,763 - Yeah. 2119 01:28:53,806 --> 01:28:55,330 - And be nice. 2120 01:28:55,852 --> 01:28:56,940 - Yeah. 2121 01:28:56,983 --> 01:28:57,680 - You like the black Grinch, 2122 01:28:57,723 --> 01:28:58,507 you need to be nice now. 2123 01:28:59,812 --> 01:29:01,205 - What you mean, Black Grinch? 2124 01:29:02,728 --> 01:29:04,121 - You don't like nobody. 2125 01:29:05,688 --> 01:29:07,211 You take everything like the Grinch, don't give it back, 2126 01:29:07,254 --> 01:29:08,778 I borrow my stuff. 2127 01:29:09,648 --> 01:29:11,171 All my stuff makes it to the pawn shop, 2128 01:29:11,215 --> 01:29:13,260 and somebody else gets it, so really I'm giving it back. 2129 01:29:13,304 --> 01:29:14,392 - Okay-- 2130 01:29:14,436 --> 01:29:15,654 - Kind of like Robin Hood. 2131 01:29:16,089 --> 01:29:17,613 - That's my part, you know. 2132 01:29:19,049 --> 01:29:20,398 You gonna be having a real hard problem, 2133 01:29:20,442 --> 01:29:23,314 because your problem is that you're dumb. 2134 01:29:23,575 --> 01:29:25,490 So I don't see how you can change that, 2135 01:29:26,099 --> 01:29:27,492 you was born like that, right? 2136 01:29:29,538 --> 01:29:31,975 I would think that anybody that's dumb, 2137 01:29:32,932 --> 01:29:34,369 it's not really their fault. 2138 01:29:34,847 --> 01:29:36,109 - But God likes me more than he likes you, 2139 01:29:36,153 --> 01:29:37,372 because he made me lighter. 2140 01:29:40,462 --> 01:29:41,724 - Is that so? 2141 01:29:41,767 --> 01:29:42,942 - See how I got on white and you got on black? 2142 01:29:43,726 --> 01:29:45,684 Not by accident, because God. 2143 01:29:46,337 --> 01:29:51,342 - Well maybe it's time that you got Satan 2144 01:29:53,083 --> 01:29:54,345 out your life! 2145 01:29:54,389 --> 01:29:57,087 Join me, Reverend Paid in my house of worship, 2146 01:29:57,130 --> 01:29:58,871 five services every Sunday. 2147 01:29:58,915 --> 01:30:02,309 We have a three-tiered membership plan, 500; 1500, 2148 01:30:02,353 --> 01:30:05,008 and our gold plan $2,000. 2149 01:30:08,490 --> 01:30:10,143 - Calm down, I got you, I got you. Come on, relax, relax. 2150 01:30:10,187 --> 01:30:12,450 Relax, open your breathing, open your breathing. 2151 01:30:12,494 --> 01:30:15,192 You ain't got your pacifier with you, slow down, breathe. 2152 01:30:15,235 --> 01:30:17,890 Breathe, pretend you light skin. 2153 01:30:17,934 --> 01:30:18,935 You light skin. 2154 01:30:18,978 --> 01:30:20,240 Yeah, light skin. 2155 01:30:20,850 --> 01:30:22,155 - I don't like roaches. 2156 01:30:23,679 --> 01:30:25,507 Let him go, let him go, man! 2157 01:30:25,550 --> 01:30:26,464 You feeling stronger? 2158 01:30:26,508 --> 01:30:27,813 - Hey, come on man! 2159 01:30:28,205 --> 01:30:29,554 Come on, come on. 2160 01:30:29,598 --> 01:30:30,947 - You ain't felt no pressure like this! 2161 01:30:30,990 --> 01:30:32,339 - You see who he holding! You see who he holding? 2162 01:30:32,383 --> 01:30:33,471 - You ain't felt no pressure like this 2163 01:30:33,515 --> 01:30:34,646 since they shot your ass out the cannon! 2164 01:30:34,690 --> 01:30:36,431 - Bring it! Bring it! 2165 01:30:39,042 --> 01:30:40,217 Better chill him. 2166 01:30:40,260 --> 01:30:41,610 - What's your phone number, ma? 2167 01:30:43,438 --> 01:30:45,004 You know, the Short Stay right around the corner, 2168 01:30:45,048 --> 01:30:46,266 I got thirty dollars. 2169 01:30:47,746 --> 01:30:48,704 - You guys see a girl dressed as a cheeseburger 2170 01:30:48,747 --> 01:30:50,053 come by here? 2171 01:30:53,317 --> 01:30:54,623 - A girl dressed as a-- 2172 01:30:54,971 --> 01:30:56,059 - You get outta here. 2173 01:30:57,364 --> 01:30:59,192 Get this burger out of here! Get out of here! 2174 01:30:59,236 --> 01:31:01,456 Get out of here! I don't want you on my property! 2175 01:31:01,499 --> 01:31:02,413 Get out of here! 2176 01:31:06,373 --> 01:31:07,940 - What y'all doing now? 2177 01:31:07,984 --> 01:31:09,202 What, y'all got some raw meat? 2178 01:31:09,246 --> 01:31:10,552 No, I don't want no more raw meat. 2179 01:31:10,595 --> 01:31:13,076 That tri-tip y'all sold me last week stuffed me. 2180 01:31:13,119 --> 01:31:15,557 I had to get some Ex-lax and sat on the toilet 2181 01:31:15,600 --> 01:31:18,168 for about ten days to get that stuff out of my body. 2182 01:31:18,211 --> 01:31:19,822 Now what y'all doing with these trench coats on? 2183 01:31:19,865 --> 01:31:21,606 What is this? It's too hot outside. 2184 01:31:21,650 --> 01:31:23,086 Trench coats and gym shoes. 2185 01:31:23,913 --> 01:31:25,915 Look at you. What's wrong with you? 2186 01:31:25,958 --> 01:31:27,307 - You ain't never seen that man before? 2187 01:31:27,351 --> 01:31:28,047 - What man? 2188 01:31:28,091 --> 01:31:29,484 - That man right there. 2189 01:31:32,356 --> 01:31:34,358 - Ain't no dogs allowed in here! 2190 01:31:35,228 --> 01:31:36,752 What church y'all from? 2191 01:31:37,317 --> 01:31:38,971 - Bethel, down the street, you know what. 2192 01:31:39,015 --> 01:31:40,190 - Down the street? 2193 01:31:40,233 --> 01:31:41,670 - Right around the corner, down the street. 2194 01:31:41,713 --> 01:31:42,888 - I ain't seen no church member with some gym shoes on, 2195 01:31:42,932 --> 01:31:43,846 and a trench coat. 2196 01:31:43,889 --> 01:31:44,934 What kind of church? 2197 01:31:46,196 --> 01:31:47,980 The New Church of Trench Coats and Gym Shoes? 2198 01:31:48,024 --> 01:31:49,242 And a headband? 2199 01:31:49,286 --> 01:31:51,201 - We a new congregation. Go along with it. 2200 01:31:51,244 --> 01:31:52,115 Just go along with it. 2201 01:31:54,421 --> 01:31:56,685 Just go over there and pretend like we pet detectives 2202 01:31:56,728 --> 01:31:57,816 and get the dog back. 2203 01:31:57,860 --> 01:31:59,165 Just go along with it, just play it easy 2204 01:31:59,209 --> 01:32:00,471 and go along with it, we got this. 2205 01:32:00,515 --> 01:32:01,559 - Tell you one thing, if some shit go down, 2206 01:32:01,603 --> 01:32:02,821 that's your ass, I ain't messing 2207 01:32:02,865 --> 01:32:04,780 with that big nigga over there. 2208 01:32:06,042 --> 01:32:09,262 - You want it right to camera? Right to cambra--camera. 2209 01:32:27,846 --> 01:32:31,633 Maybe you need to get Sa-tan 2210 01:32:32,808 --> 01:32:34,113 out your life. 2211 01:32:37,639 --> 01:32:38,988 - Don't disappoint me. 2212 01:32:41,164 --> 01:32:42,687 I got my eye on you. 2213 01:32:44,428 --> 01:32:46,561 All of you, . 2214 01:32:48,998 --> 01:32:50,260 La cucaracha. 2215 01:33:02,315 --> 01:33:04,013 I don't know why I hit you. 2216 01:33:06,711 --> 01:33:08,974 I slapped you, because the joke went dead, 2217 01:33:09,018 --> 01:33:10,976 and I was messing up and I just slapped you? 2218 01:33:11,020 --> 01:33:12,282 What is that? 2219 01:33:18,375 --> 01:33:19,768 k Trying to tell y'all something 2220 01:33:20,725 --> 01:33:21,900 k Checkmate 2221 01:33:22,727 --> 01:33:24,599 k One, two, with amazing raps 2222 01:33:24,642 --> 01:33:26,688 k Bring the track back with amazing tracks 2223 01:33:26,731 --> 01:33:28,603 k 15's in the trunk with amazing slaps 2224 01:33:28,646 --> 01:33:30,822 k I'm so damn hot, I take amazing craps 2225 01:33:30,866 --> 01:33:32,650 k Ooh-wee, you know that the boy is gifted 2226 01:33:32,694 --> 01:33:34,696 k Roll down the window when I smoke a spliff then 2227 01:33:34,739 --> 01:33:36,654 k I ought to be a player I'm so damn swifty 2228 01:33:36,698 --> 01:33:37,568 k Got your mama in the whip 2229 01:33:37,612 --> 01:33:38,700 k Because she so damn freaky 2230 01:33:38,743 --> 01:33:40,615 k Boosie, Boosie, that's all I hear 2231 01:33:40,658 --> 01:33:42,878 k Whisper in my ear tickling my rear k 2232 01:33:49,188 --> 01:33:52,670 k I wanna know you, you wanna know me 2233 01:33:52,714 --> 01:33:55,847 k In reality 2234 01:33:56,152 --> 01:33:59,677 k Me and you 2235 01:34:00,069 --> 01:34:03,333 k You and me, a scene 2236 01:34:03,638 --> 01:34:07,859 k Me and you 2237 01:34:08,730 --> 01:34:10,862 k Yeah 2238 01:34:24,833 --> 01:34:29,185 k Felt like this, the way I'm feeling right now k 2239 01:34:50,946 --> 01:34:52,643 k Certainly 2240 01:34:53,688 --> 01:34:56,125 k You're hot and horny 2241 01:34:57,561 --> 01:34:59,041 k Oh baby 2242 01:35:01,696 --> 01:35:04,263 k I know that you want it too 2243 01:35:04,786 --> 01:35:06,918 k So baby, I'm gonna 2244 01:35:08,137 --> 01:35:11,618 k Take your clothes off 2245 01:35:12,228 --> 01:35:15,405 k I'm gonna do it to you baby 2246 01:35:16,188 --> 01:35:20,453 k I'm gonna make some love all night to you baby 2247 01:35:20,802 --> 01:35:23,761 k I'm gonna love you my way 2248 01:35:24,631 --> 01:35:28,505 k Because you got me feenin' for your 2249 01:35:28,897 --> 01:35:32,161 k Your body k 2250 01:35:39,603 --> 01:35:40,778 k Hustle 2251 01:35:40,822 --> 01:35:43,041 k Hustle, hustle 2252 01:35:43,476 --> 01:35:47,611 k I know everything's gonna be all right 2253 01:35:49,178 --> 01:35:51,223 k Hustle, hustle 2254 01:35:51,789 --> 01:35:55,793 k From the sunrise to the late night 2255 01:36:00,145 --> 01:36:03,322 k I gotta make it out the hood 2256 01:36:03,366 --> 01:36:06,238 k I gotta find a way out 2257 01:36:07,849 --> 01:36:10,721 k Some say that I'm misunderstood 2258 01:36:10,765 --> 01:36:14,769 k But I gotta get by somehow 2259 01:36:14,812 --> 01:36:19,251 k I wanna live my life wide awake all night 2260 01:36:20,035 --> 01:36:22,646 k I've made up my mind 2261 01:36:23,081 --> 01:36:27,607 k See it's my time to take what is mine 2262 01:36:28,086 --> 01:36:29,958 k I want it all 2263 01:36:30,001 --> 01:36:32,787 k So I just gotta hustle 2264 01:36:33,744 --> 01:36:37,661 k I know everything is gonna be all right 2265 01:36:38,183 --> 01:36:41,099 k Hustle, 2266 01:36:41,926 --> 01:36:45,756 k From the sunrise to the late night 2267 01:36:47,714 --> 01:36:49,542 k Hustle, hustle 2268 01:36:50,326 --> 01:36:54,199 k I know everything's gonna be all right 2269 01:36:55,984 --> 01:36:57,855 k Hustle, hustle 2270 01:36:58,725 --> 01:37:02,686 k From the sunrise to the late night 2271 01:37:04,427 --> 01:37:06,821 k 'Cause I hustle k